Liverpool Echo confirm Uncle Roy as rs boss

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anyone hear the deluded kopite on talksport today ?

"we're not that far off, with the squad we've got we're not far off"
"with the youngsters we've got coming through"
"of course we'll challenge, you tellin' me that a squad that cost what ours did won't challenge"
"it's just a case of rearranging the deckchairs on the deck"

seriously, I had to pull to the side of the road to wipe my eyes !!

Oh dear,

I didn't hear it, but oh my word, they are deluded.

That is nearly as good as the taxi driver i had the other week...........

Taxi Driver: "Yeh lad, Tevez, when he was at United lad, he wanted to come to Liverpool, him and Mascherano, we're in that hotel there (points at some hotel) and Maradona rang them, and he said, "i want yous playing for the same team" coz he wanted them boss for the World Cup lad, he was gonna come to us, but then City came in"

Me: "Yeh, Tevez is a mercenary though mate"

Taxi Driver: "Yeh i know he's great in he"