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Oh I've been fingered. Probably not as many times as our new attendee but there you go.Really? Small time? You do know there are still people who think football is a sport?
Obviously you don't, you're not arsed because you're probably juiced off your barnet most of the time
Oh I've been fingered. Probably not as many times as our new attendee but there you go.
Why is there even a thread? Bin it! Now!
Fact finding mission.
You have to set bait to see who it entices.
Oh reallySmall time attitude. Often I think it's our fanbase holding us back.
to find what tho lol
The hidden reds.
I've got it, i have to stare at pickfords face for the whole month ffsFor many years Mrs d has bought me the official Everton calendar for chrimbo, but didn't bother this year 'cos you 'kin moan about them so much'.
When I went to buy myself some kind of new one near work on Monday it was no surprise they didn't have any Everton, plenty of theirs though..... it did cross my mind at that point that I could make do with a Liverpool one; I could draw on their faces, throw darts at them, wipe my arse with it on the last day of the month, stuff like that.... and genuinely, Monday lunchtime I didn't actually hate most of their players as much I did ours.
They're still shitehawks though obviously so I got a nice Lowry one.