Made up dog breeds

Kurt.

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Was just listening to the radio whilst driving home and there was a phone in for song requests, a woman phones in and Sarah cox is making small talk with her and asks what she’s got planned for the weekend, woman replied that she’s having a quiet weekend and plans on just taking her dog for a long walk … Sarah asks, what dig you got ? And the woman replied “it’s a borderdoodle” …… a kin borderdoodle my arse…. It’s a mongrel …. You can’t just mix two breeds together and make up a name ffs… it’s a mongrel, always has been and always will be a mongrel.
 

Was just listening to the radio whilst driving home and there was a phone in for song requests, a woman phones in and Sarah cox is making small talk with her and asks what she’s got planned for the weekend, woman replied that she’s having a quiet weekend and plans on just taking her dog for a long walk … Sarah asks, what dig you got ? And the woman replied “it’s a borderdoodle” …… a kin borderdoodle my arse…. It’s a mongrel …. You can’t just mix two breeds together and make up a name ffs… it’s a mongrel, always has been and always will be a mongrel.
Totally agree, but anything "doodle" makes it a £2000 mutt, though, Kurt. That's the difference.
 

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I've got a rescue dog and, with a straight face, I tell folk it's either a Romanian Duck Hound or a Labramiordor.

The latter would be a cross between a Labrador and one of these...


Folk believe me as well. Ffs.
 

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