Made up dog breeds

[Exeter_Gently]

Here’s a poser for you ….

What if you crossed a Basset Hound with a Greyhound ??? You couldn’t call it a hound hound

A Grey Basset?

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Here’s a poser for you ….

What if you crossed a Basset Hound with a Greyhound ??? You couldn’t call it a hound hound

A Bound Ground?

 

[degsy]

Was just listening to the radio whilst driving home and there was a phone in for song requests, a woman phones in and Sarah cox is making small talk with her and asks what she’s got planned for the weekend, woman replied that she’s having a quiet weekend and plans on just taking her dog for a long walk … Sarah asks, what dig you got ? And the woman replied “it’s a borderdoodle” …… a kin borderdoodle my arse…. It’s a mongrel …. You can’t just mix two breeds together and make up a name ffs… it’s a mongrel, always has been and always will be a mongrel.

I agree.
But
Apparently if the resultant 'new breed' somehow gets recognition from an official body, like the kennel club (or dogging uk?)
It's a done deal
Mongrel No More

 

[Rita_Poon]

West Sussex: Mum jailed after man loses limbs in dog attack

Chloe Taylor, 27, has been sentenced to two years and three months in prison.

www.bbc.co.uk

That's a lot of amputation. I'm not laughing at any of it except the part about the 'spirit level'.

 

[KaiserEFC]

My favourite thing with made up dog breeds was an interview with Ketamine Keith saying how Bully XL’s aren’t dangerous and it’s all media lies and they asked what his dog was called and without a shred of self awareness he replies…Assassin.

 

[Blue 1]

West Sussex: Mum jailed after man loses limbs in dog attack

Chloe Taylor, 27, has been sentenced to two years and three months in prison.

www.bbc.co.uk

That's a lot of amputation. I'm not laughing at any of it except the part about the 'spirit level'.

Sentence is far too lenient IMO.

 

[Blue 1]

My favourite thing with made up dog breeds was an interview with Ketamine Keith saying how Bully XL’s aren’t dangerous and it’s all media lies and they asked what his dog was called and without a shred of self awareness he replies…Assassin.

They always call them stupid things like Rambo, or Rocky, or Tyson. "But 'ee wouldn't 'urt a fly". So 'kin cringe.