Made up dog breeds

[Kurt.]

Geppetto

Bless you x

 

[COYBL25]

Was just listening to the radio whilst driving home and there was a phone in for song requests, a woman phones in and Sarah cox is making small talk with her and asks what she’s got planned for the weekend, woman replied that she’s having a quiet weekend and plans on just taking her dog for a long walk … Sarah asks, what dig you got ? And the woman replied “it’s a borderdoodle” …… a kin borderdoodle my arse…. It’s a mongrel …. You can’t just mix two breeds together and make up a name ffs… it’s a mongrel, always has been and always will be a mongrel.

Mates missus is a vet.

I can confirm that vets call them " Cocker Mongrels " or " Larbra Mongrels " - insert breed of dog and add the word mongrel.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Mates missus is a vet.

I can confirm that vets call them " Cocker Mongrels " or " Larbra Mongrels " - insert breed of dog and add the word mongrel.

David coote's got a German mongrel

 

[Andy McGurk]

I've got a rescue dog and, with a straight face, I tell folk it's either a Romanian Duck Hound or a Labramiordor.

The latter would be a cross between a Labrador and one of these...

Romanian Mioritic Shepherd Dog - Dog Breed Information

Is the Romanian Mioritic Shepherd Dog the right breed for you? Learn more about the Romanian Mioritic Shepherd Dog including personality, history, grooming, pictures, videos, and the AKC breed standard.

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Folk believe me as well. Ffs.

We had one of them, she was called Falkor. From photos she looked small but she was bigger than a german shepherd. Wonderful dog. Sadly she died 2 and a half years ago from an illness but she was the first of many Romanian rescues we've ended up with.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

We had one of them, she was called Falkor. From photos she looked small but she was bigger than a german shepherd. Wonderful dog. Sadly she died 2 and a half years ago from an illness but she was the first of many Romanian rescues we've ended up with.View attachment 292082

Loads have that 'look'. Here's mine. Colly sized, but looks huge due to the floof. Probably from a few generations back mingled with other breeds, the actual Mioritic are utter beasts.

 

[Kurt.]

Here’s a poser for you ….

What if you crossed a Basset Hound with a Greyhound ??? You couldn’t call it a hound hound

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Mates missus is a vet.

I can confirm that vets call them " Cocker Mongrels " or " Larbra Mongrels " - insert breed of dog and add the word mongrel.

Same for me - she just calls them Lab mixes or Pitt mixes which sounds a bit better but still winds the owners... Next door got a ‘Burnerdoodle’ from a Bernese Mountain dog and a Poodle - worst behaved giant dog ever.
The daughter has 2 poodles - Purebred, and tires of people now asking her what cross they are?

 

[ETID]

We have a shih tzu x with a Pomeranian, Sh it Pom or Pom Sh it as I like to call him

 

[Clarky cat]

I think their dog has put me off them. It's so badly trained it's untrue..

You do know dogs don’t train themselves right?
Do the owners dress it up in some school gear and hope for the best ffs?

 

[Rita_Poon]

You do know dogs don’t train themselves right?
Do the owners dress it up in some school gear and hope for the best ffs?

There's often a knobhead on the end of the leash, even more often it's on two legs.

 

[Clarky cat]

There's often a knobhead on the end of the leash, even more often it's on two legs.

I’ve just got a vision of some absolute simpletons throwing training manuals in the dog cage…

 

[Rita_Poon]

I’ve just got a vision of some absolute simpletons throwing training manuals in the dog cage…

They can't read straight let alone throw straight. For a % here in the uk dogs and ownership has become parallel to the us with guns.

 

[Clarky cat]

They can't read straight let alone throw straight. For a % here in the uk dogs and ownership has become parallel to the us with guns.

That’s not as impressive as it used to be, I can’t wait to get off this island.

 

[Rita_Poon]

That’s not as impressive as it used to be, I can’t wait to get off this island.

I keep writing to putin calling him names, trying to get him to flatten this place with nuclear fire.

He's not taking my mail anymore.

 

[Clarky cat]

Was just listening to the radio whilst driving home and there was a phone in for song requests, a woman phones in and Sarah cox is making small talk with her and asks what she’s got planned for the weekend, woman replied that she’s having a quiet weekend and plans on just taking her dog for a long walk … Sarah asks, what dig you got ? And the woman replied “it’s a borderdoodle” …… a kin borderdoodle my arse…. It’s a mongrel …. You can’t just mix two breeds together and make up a name ffs… it’s a mongrel, always has been and always will be a mongrel.

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