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Make Everton Great Again

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Spadge Vernacular said:
Poster of interest are those that the MEGA committee is in the process of identifying - those that pose a potential threat to our aims of making Everton great again.

The analysis is ongoing so identification can sit between two boundaries where analysis of that individual is incomplete.

Further analysis needed are noted as “--“

Definitive identifications are noted as “x”

Group 1 have been identified as Kopite interlopers

Group 2 are disgraceful demented WUMs

Group 3 are our feeble-minded brothers and need our help

Unknown entity is a category for those profiled as being Space Cadets.

Findings will be tabulated below.

Poster of interestGroup 1Group 2Group 3Unknown entity
@Death -- --
@miff -- --
@MikeH72 --
@Kev50 --
@Frenk --
@ProZ --
@davek -- -- --
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Controversial stuff here. @Death are you happy with this characterisation?
 

Spadge Vernacular said:
Poster of interest are those that the MEGA committee is in the process of identifying - those that pose a potential threat to our aims of making Everton great again.

The analysis is ongoing so identification can sit between two boundaries where analysis of that individual is incomplete.

Further analysis needed are noted as “--“

Definitive identifications are noted as “x”

Group 1 have been identified as Kopite interlopers

Group 2 are disgraceful demented WUMs

Group 3 are our feeble-minded brothers and need our help

Unknown entity is a category for those profiled as being Space Cadets.

Findings will be tabulated below.

Poster of interestGroup 1Group 2Group 3Unknown entity
@Death -- --
@miff -- --
@MikeH72 --
@Kev50 --
@Frenk --
@ProZ --
@davek -- -- --
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Spadge what is going on here??
 

Intel just in. Disgusting interloping posters from RAWK active on GOT include [RAWK names]:

Skeeve
Peabee
So... Howard Phillips
Newterp
Sheer Magnetism

These mutants need to be found and ejected.
 
@messymascot - report just in, you might need to put measures in place to protect your posts from mutant infestation.

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How to Protect Your Home From Kopite Mutants​

Seal entry points.​

Limit mutants’ access to your posts by sealing holes in posts topics. If a mutant can get its head through a hole, it can squeeze the rest of its bulbous, flatulant body through the opening. A mutant can gnaw on a tiny hole in the minds of group 3's and turn it into a hole large enough for multiple mutants propoganda to squeeze through. Plug small holes in posts with clarity as not only does this limit mutants access it also acts as a preventative measure in stopping suseptable group 3's from becoming infected.

Eliminate ways for mutants to access and engage with your posts.​

  • Procatively scan posts and previous posts to identify suspicious activity.
  • Mutant group 1's will try and force their way into conversations often supported by disgusting traitorous group 2's. Benitez love and James hate is a key tactic used by these types and should be avoided. Having to play in our old cow shed is also a huge source of frustration and bitternes so BMD is a core point of attack too. You may need to treat your eyeballs with an NHS recommended cleaning solution if you are exposed to such a conversation.
  • Using digital metal or digital plastic sheeting around the base of your posts is a method that we are looking into but this technology is in its infancy so may not be available until Q2 2022.
As always please keep an eye out for at risk group 3's. They are easily led astrayand need our support. It can be helpful to respectfully make them aware of the benefits of Persil 3 in 1 due to certain issues at home.

Keep the faith. MEGA COYB
 
Spadge Vernacular said:
@messymascot - report just in, you might need to put measures in place to protect your posts from mutant infestation.

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How to Protect Your Home From Kopite Mutants​

Seal entry points.​

Limit mutants’ access to your posts by sealing holes in posts topics. If a mutant can get its head through a hole, it can squeeze the rest of its bulbous, flatulant body through the opening. A mutant can gnaw on a tiny hole in the minds of group 3's and turn it into a hole large enough for multiple mutants propoganda to squeeze through. Plug small holes in posts with clarity as not only does this limit mutants access it also acts as a preventative measure in stopping suseptable group 3's from becoming infected.

Eliminate ways for mutants to access and engage with your posts.​

  • Procatively scan posts and previous posts to identify suspicious activity.
  • Mutant group 1's will try and force their way into conversations often supported by disgusting traitorous group 2's. Benitez love and James hate is a key tactic used by these types and should be avoided. Having to play in our old cow shed is also a huge source of frustration and bitternes so BMD is a core point of attack too. You may need to treat your eyeballs with an NHS recommended cleaning solution if you are exposed to such a conversation.
  • Using digital metal or digital plastic sheeting around the base of your posts is a method that we are looking into but this technology is in its infancy so may not be available until Q2 2022.
As always please keep an eye out for at risk group 3's. They are easily led astrayand need our support. It can be helpful to respectfully make them aware of the benefits of Persil 3 in 1 due to certain issues at home.

Keep the faith. MEGA COYB
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RedSince86 is like EverTheOptimist and GroovyAsh 2 names stuck together with a capital letter. Could they all be the same person??
 

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