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Spadge Vernacular said:
@messymascot - report just in, you might need to put measures in place to protect your posts from mutant infestation.

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How to Protect Your Home From Kopite Mutants​

Seal entry points.​

Limit mutants’ access to your posts by sealing holes in posts topics. If a mutant can get its head through a hole, it can squeeze the rest of its bulbous, flatulant body through the opening. A mutant can gnaw on a tiny hole in the minds of group 3's and turn it into a hole large enough for multiple mutants propoganda to squeeze through. Plug small holes in posts with clarity as not only does this limit mutants access it also acts as a preventative measure in stopping suseptable group 3's from becoming infected.

Eliminate ways for mutants to access and engage with your posts.​

  • Procatively scan posts and previous posts to identify suspicious activity.
  • Mutant group 1's will try and force their way into conversations often supported by disgusting traitorous group 2's. Benitez love and James hate is a key tactic used by these types and should be avoided. Having to play in our old cow shed is also a huge source of frustration and bitternes so BMD is a core point of attack too. You may need to treat your eyeballs with an NHS recommended cleaning solution if you are exposed to such a conversation.
  • Using digital metal or digital plastic sheeting around the base of your posts is a method that we are looking into but this technology is in its infancy so may not be available until Q2 2022.
As always please keep an eye out for at risk group 3's. They are easily led astrayand need our support. It can be helpful to respectfully make them aware of the benefits of Persil 3 in 1 due to certain issues at home.

Keep the faith. MEGA COYB
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RedSince86 a Liverpool fan with GOT registration screenshot my comment 33 minutes after ai made it. 38 minutes after I made it EverTheOptimist made a comment. They are definitely one and the same.
 
messymascot said:
RedSince86 a Liverpool fan with GOT registration screenshot my comment 33 minutes after ai made it. 38 minutes after I made it EverTheOptimist made a comment. They are definitely one and the same.
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This one is an active saboteur and gathering intel for the mutant hoard.

@d34noj please follow the advice given to messy for dealing with post infestation.

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Linguistic analysis has idenified that rawkites RedSince86, Skeeve, Peabee and Sheer Magnetism are all active in the James thread!

More to follow.
 
Spadge Vernacular said:
This one is an active saboteur and gathering intel for the mutant hoard.

@d34noj please follow the advice given to messy for dealing with post infestation.

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Linguistic analysis has idenified that rawkites RedSince86, Skeeve, Peabee and Sheer Magnetism are all active in the James thread!

More to follow.
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Looks like Kopites don't share my views on Stevie.
 
Spadge Vernacular said:
This one is an active saboteur and gathering intel for the mutant hoard.

@d34noj please follow the advice given to messy for dealing with post infestation.

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Linguistic analysis has idenified that rawkites RedSince86, Skeeve, Peabee and Sheer Magnetism are all active in the James thread!

More to follow.
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We need names. They should be rounded up and terminated. I'm happy for fans of any team to be on the forum but be honest with who you support.
 


@NathDogg @COYBL25 @Simon Buttle @Daveysgingerlovechild @Marius57 and all MEGA operatives.

Findings just in relating to the vulnerability of Group 3's. Please familiarise yourself with the traits and treatments.

Love can be a euphoric feeling. It can also trigger immense devastation when the other person does not return the sentiment. Many posters have felt the pain of a broken heart and the intensity of infatuation with the INCELS of GOT being a particular population of interest. A recently observed condition, ‘obsessive Benitez love’ takes these emotions further, causing a poster to fixate on Benitez as if he is the only thing that gives life meaning.

Health professionals do not widely recognize obsessive Benitez love, or “obsessive Benitez love disorder,” as a metal health condition, yet.

Indeed, it is not currently listed in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders. However, obsessive Benitez love can be a sign of other mental health challenges and conditions.

If the poster experiencing feelings of obsessive love does not receive treatment for the overall symptoms, they may struggle to emotionally regulate these feelings. In very extreme cases, this may even trigger acts of bedwetting, general kopite behaviour, gathering with like-minded kinds and posting mind numbing nonsense.

Adult male virgins who still live at home with their mother are the group most at risk of developing obsessive Benitez love disorder. In such cases the most effective treatment has shown to be a programme of strict discipline from the mother, revoking all internet access and removing all pictures of the Spaniard from the patient’s bedroom.
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