Match Thread Man City 1-1 Everton. Dec 26th . 12.30

Your Everton MOTM vs Man City

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Villa beat them by sacrificing width and dominating in the middle of the park. They looked so poor across the park.
Haaland is off form.
The big one for me is that Man City can’t continue like this for the rest of the season.
 

Roll up, roll up, come and see the almost impossible rags to riches story that is Manchester City, who when everything looked desperate went on to create a dynasty in English football and all it took was being bought by a petro-state. They take on serial cheaters the Everton (CHEATS!!!) Football (CHEATERS!!!!) Club.

Pep Guardiolas men come into the game having shockingly lost several games this season but fear not Arab overlords! Before you cancel that brown paper bag transaction to the PL bigwigs lowly Everton can of course be expected to roll over for you! And in the unlikely event that they don’t, VAR can of course be used to your advantage. Purely in the spirit of competition of course.

Manchester City will start a squad costing slightly more than the Nigerian Space Program whereas the disgusting cheats squad cost nothing close to that, but they still can’t sign good players and can expect a lovely points deduction for Christmas because of reasons!

It won’t be reported who Everton start because nobody’s interested and the media can’t be expected to know anything about a club not in the select 6. So rest assured Man City fans who are currently considering switching their allegiance to Liverpool/Real Madrid/Barcelona/Al-Ahli/2011 Anzhi Makhachkala the only team you will hear about is your own. Expect fantastic personalities such as Danny Murphy and that Aluko lady to give exciting and in depth analysis into your play style, but only if you play 442 of course.


2-1 Everton.
 

bobbylatch said:
The thing is if you play a possession game , it relies on fast incisive passing and a cutting edge.
The only hope is if the lack of confidence continues and they can't breakdown the massed ranks in front of our penalty area.
Two good results against Arsenal and Chelsea, when everyone expected nothing. So who knows. COYB
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Like the positivity, but it was not "everyone" as you wrote :bye:
 

As many have mentioned, we've all seen this script before.

City will win by at least 4 goals and cue the 'kick start their season' media tropes.
 

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