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Evertonthat
Player Valuation: £8m
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Dyche them to death!
Dyche them to death!
KaiserEFC
Player Valuation: £70m
Roll up, roll up, come and see the almost impossible rags to riches story that is Manchester City, who when everything looked desperate went on to create a dynasty in English football and all it took was being bought by a petro-state. They take on serial cheaters the Everton (CHEATS!!!) Football (CHEATERS!!!!) Club.
Pep Guardiolas men come into the game having shockingly lost several games this season but fear not Arab overlords! Before you cancel that brown paper bag transaction to the PL bigwigs lowly Everton can of course be expected to roll over for you! And in the unlikely event that they don’t, VAR can of course be used to your advantage. Purely in the spirit of competition of course.
Manchester City will start a squad costing slightly more than the Nigerian Space Program whereas the disgusting cheats squad cost nothing close to that, but they still can’t sign good players and can expect a lovely points deduction for Christmas because of reasons!
It won’t be reported who Everton start because nobody’s interested and the media can’t be expected to know anything about a club not in the select 6. So rest assured Man City fans who are currently considering switching their allegiance to Liverpool/Real Madrid/Barcelona/Al-Ahli/2011 Anzhi Makhachkala the only team you will hear about is your own. Expect fantastic personalities such as Danny Murphy and that Aluko lady to give exciting and in depth analysis into your play style, but only if you play 442 of course.
2-1 Everton.
Pep Guardiolas men come into the game having shockingly lost several games this season but fear not Arab overlords! Before you cancel that brown paper bag transaction to the PL bigwigs lowly Everton can of course be expected to roll over for you! And in the unlikely event that they don’t, VAR can of course be used to your advantage. Purely in the spirit of competition of course.
Manchester City will start a squad costing slightly more than the Nigerian Space Program whereas the disgusting cheats squad cost nothing close to that, but they still can’t sign good players and can expect a lovely points deduction for Christmas because of reasons!
It won’t be reported who Everton start because nobody’s interested and the media can’t be expected to know anything about a club not in the select 6. So rest assured Man City fans who are currently considering switching their allegiance to Liverpool/Real Madrid/Barcelona/Al-Ahli/2011 Anzhi Makhachkala the only team you will hear about is your own. Expect fantastic personalities such as Danny Murphy and that Aluko lady to give exciting and in depth analysis into your play style, but only if you play 442 of course.
2-1 Everton.
Have City signed Craig Dawson
helpimonfire
Player Valuation: £35m
These are plop. We can do them.
Ged G
Player Valuation: £750k
I always try to be positive but I don't think we'll score 3...
Ged G
Player Valuation: £750k
Like the positivity, but it was not "everyone" as you wrote
i would take one!
D. Amokachi
Player Valuation: £225k
Anything else will be a disappointment
Bryan+
Player Valuation: £10m
There is nothing to suggest City will win this - at all.
Bryan+
Player Valuation: £10m
A near ten year old result mert, nothing in their very recent 12 game run suggests it.