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ParisToffee
Player Valuation: £5m
Marcel in office this morning 
Marco Silva has put a bit of weight on since yesterday hasn't he. He must have found Sams direct line to KFC yesterday the chunky monster
SiEdmo
Player Valuation: £10m
note to self, turn up at 3.30pm on first day of new job....seems to be the done thing haha
GwladysBlue
Player Valuation: £70m
Unsworth looks ridiculously unfit considering he is in a gym with the top equipment most days.
He shouldn’t stand next to Marcel, it does him no favours.
Did anyone notice Unsworth pointing and saying to Marcel when that tractor went past "And that's a tractor"
neil999
Player Valuation: £80m
'..and the thing is i DO eat healthily, heres where i do my sit ups...oh yeah ive cut out bread as well, i think it must be glands'
I hope Unsworth spent the first hour telling him how gash bolasie is
madkiwi
Koffee please
That was in case he mistook it for Williams
Keane turns like a tractor!
Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
‘Btw Marcel, that West Ham win was all me, all me, he didn’t even come into the changing room before the game honestly Marcel’
brieverton
Player Valuation: £50m
I feel harsh criticizing Unsworth, but in a professional sports environment at the top level, he should try to do something about his weight.
I was watching a video clip from FF a few months back, I usually do so from my living room TV, I had a few relatives in who know little about football and nothing about Everton, and it was the first thing they commented on.
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