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2019/20 Marcel Brands

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Number_25 said:
> "Hello, is this Marcel Brands?"
"Yesh, that ish correct."
> "We want you to be our next director of football."
"Who'sh thish?"
> "Everton"
"Who?"
> "1985 Division One Champions, first club to have undersoil heating, first club to have dugouts..."
...
> "Hello?"
*dial tone

No wonder this takes so long.
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Hilarious to be fair. And so astoundingly original too. And to base it all on the entirely reasonable premise that we’ve all heard of Vitesse Arnhem and Heerenveen, but a guy who’s spent his entire career in football hasn’t heard of Everton. Bravo.

 
saw several psv supporters complaining about brands inability to sign any left footed defenders...where have I seen this before?:coffee: apparently brands also hasn't been able to find a successor for their ageing left back. Anyone is better than fraud walsh but this is a bit concerning. He also will have a lot more money to spend than at psv, so maybe thats a reason to be optimistic.
 
efcbluearmy said:
saw several psv supporters complaining about brands inability to sign any left footed defenders...where have I seen this before?:coffee: apparently brands also hasn't been able to find a successor for their ageing left back. Anyone is better than fraud walsh but this is a bit concerning. He also will have a lot more money to spend than at psv, so maybe thats a reason to be optimistic.
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Their LB is like 24.
 

efcbluearmy said:
saw several psv supporters complaining about brands inability to sign any left footed defenders...where have I seen this before?:coffee: apparently brands also hasn't been able to find a successor for their ageing left back. Anyone is better than fraud walsh but this is a bit concerning. He also will have a lot more money to spend than at psv, so maybe thats a reason to be optimistic.
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https://www.whoscored.com/Players/119741/Show/Joshua-Brenet
 
Needs to come in and be really communicative with what he plans to do with the club.

Make the plan clear and get us all to buy into it.

Need to get him in before the manager and get him to select them.

Clear lines of responsibility.
 

C'mon Parcel Hands, where do we need to look to find you? In the recycling bin? Chucked over the gate? Pick up from the depo? Knowing out luck, it'll be left with the neighbour, and we'll go round and find a grinning bearded goon putting on a dodgy German accent saying that he does not know we are talking about.
 
riddick said:
It's been like 3 weeks since he said "you'll know in a week"

Why can't we do anything right?
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Yarrgh said:
C'mon Parcel Hands, where do we need to look to find you? In the recycling bin? Chucked over the gate? Pick up from the depo? Knowing out luck, it'll be left with the neighbour, and we'll go round and find a grinning bearded goon putting on a dodgy German accent saying that he does not know we are talking about.
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Top marks for getting a lot out of a weak pun
 

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