2020/21 Marcel Brands

[blueconverse]

Challenge : Sign someone outside the pl that improves us. Hard mode : You can't ask Carlo to phone one of his mate.

Over to you lazy get

 

[edge]

Needs to get a bit off direction into this club.

 

[DaChunk]

How long does this fella get away with it then? I understand not every signing can be a hit and that's fine if we can move them on for a limited loss. But the problem is I look at the likes of Iwobi, Gomes, Bernard and see zero resale value. Not good.

 

[MACCA75]

Someone who can run past an opponent for Christs sake.

 

[Carlito]

If Steve Walsh had hair and some decent clobber he would still be in the job.

I don't think he would have been sacked if the fans didn't have it in for him so much.

I've got no more faith in Brands than I did in him.

 

[miami]

Qualities we should be looking for in new recruits:
Fast
Mobile
Energetic
Creative
Devilment
Can control and pass a ball

Avoid at all costs (ie, characteristics of our current squad):
Slow
Immobile
Brain dead
Cowardly
Flat-footed
Crab-like
Snail-like
Fraudulent
Pensioner

 

[MikeH72]

He is the luckiest man in the whole of football.

 

[EFCPaul]

Make or break summer for him really. If next season plays out similar to this (or worse) then he should be axed. FFP has been brought down significantly, it's time to start spending money and really improving the squad here and now. If he fails then he has zero excuses.

 

[maccavennie]

He's like a hoover without a carpet. All a bit pointless.

 

[KaiserEFC]

Watching us start with Holgate at RB and Coleman at RM because £30m and £100k pw Iwobi and £120k pw Bernard are so poor they’re not considered options anymore doesn’t exactly give me the confidence that he’s going to get it right in the summer

 

[Bluebirdie]

He's like a hoover without a carpet. All a bit pointless.

Like a Dyson: more expensive than competition but boy does it suck!

 

[carolinablue232]

How long does this fella get away with it then? I understand not every signing can be a hit and that's fine if we can move them on for a limited loss. But the problem is I look at the likes of Iwobi, Gomes, Bernard and see zero resale value. Not good.

We’d get 10mil for Iwobi on name alone. But considering what we paid, it’s not good. Gomes is a sad story as we all thought he’d be good after his loan spell, and his injury definitely didn’t help.

 

[lungo]

Challenge : Sign someone outside the pl that improves us. Hard mode : You can't ask Carlo to phone one of his mate.

Over to you lazy get

Dont forget he has youtube. There are great players on youtube.Iwobi, Delph, Bernard. Nobody is slow, weak and a midget on youtube!

 

[lungo]

We’d get 10mil for Iwobi on name alone. But considering what we paid, it’s not good. Gomes is a sad story as we all thought he’d be good after his loan spell, and his injury definitely didn’t help.

10 m for Iwobi? I want some of the drugs you take?

 

[toffee-L]

Qualities we should be looking for in new recruits:
Fast
Mobile
Energetic
Creative
Devilment
Can control and pass a ball

Avoid at all costs (ie, characteristics of our current squad):
Slow
Immobile
Brain dead
Cowardly
Flat-footed
Crab-like
Snail-like
Fraudulent
Pensioner

Would take him, not gonna lie.