2020/21 Marcel Brands

[windymiller]

I'd rather have Benitez than that no mark Brands.

Can we have neither, please and thank you. While we're at it, can we get rid of Moshiri too?

 

[davek]

Wrecked is a bit of a stretch given the two years before he arrived, Koemangeddon as you dubbed it, plus the two years before that

He found a car that had been hammered with the keys still in it. He got in and crashed it against a brick wall.

 

[davek]

I didnt say it tho did I?

Swoosh Dave.

You didn't back him and intimated you wouldn't be arsed if he was punted...his fate sealed with a kiss.

 

[Goat]

You didn't back him and intimated you wouldn't be arsed if he was punted...his fate sealed with a kiss.

Im not arsed if he is punted.

There are not many people at Everton I care much about anymore.

A cesspit of a club that I hope I can rid myself from very soon.

 

[Nymzee]

Can’t defend him really any more. He’s either not doing his job properly or he’s getting overruled but not leaving.

 

[Terrarian]

We really need a morale boost now, how awful.

 

[AmericasToffee]

@MikelsGoat @davek get a room you weirdos

 

[JLW]

If Brands rode a motorbike

If Brands went for a walk

If Brands helped someone across the road

If Brands were a baby

Of Brands took the bus

That’s class lollollollollol

 

[EFCccc]

We don’t know what he does behind the scenes so there is no point is giving him crap. Obviously managers will always want some players, and obviously Brands will bring a few inn too. Also, you don’t know how well he’s constructing deals. He got James for free, we got Allan for a very good price, and wasn’t Doucoure only a small amount upfront?.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

If Brands rode a motorbike

If Brands went for a walk

If Brands helped someone across the road

If Brands were a baby

Of Brands took the bus

So much going on in this

 

[toffee-L]

 

[steele]

He must offload Bernard, Delph, Davis and Sigurdsson asap. Get another striker and a right winger.

 

[Martin Alvito]

A cesspit of a club that I hope I can rid myself from very soon.

Eek.

May I suggest the mental health thread?

 

[Nymzee]

Eek.

May I suggest the mental health thread?

Not cool.

 

[Martin Alvito]

Not cool.

It's one way of taking that phrasing, and he's pretty angry.

I had someone point that out to me yesterday on a different matter.

I think it's legit, but I can see how you wouldn't, lacking context. You think I'm joking.