Mickey
Player Valuation: £35m
Blerto rode his luck against a gang of Japanese midgets and played hoofball to Fellaini to avert disaster.Gareth Southgate played hoofball and rode his luck against a gang of South American bandits, Swedish no marks and Tunisian waiters. Roberto had to put that lot AND the tournament hosts and tournament favourites to the sword...only to be denied by the eventual winners who parked the bus against his team...and he also smashed Turnip Southgate's hoofballers twice for good measure.