MATCH THREAD: Stoke City vs Everton - Sat 29th July - KO 3pm BST

[danny=)]

absolutely incredible hoover joke there. oh the top bantz hilarity we endure watching this bunch of jokers

 

[Nightman]

Whilst the likes of Villa, Fulham and Brentford have been using their latest pre-season fixtures to develop patterns of play, some of our players are still incapable of completing simple passes.

 

[preposterousvelios]

Ashley young mom so far.

Will be a great addition for us this season I think.

Not got the pace anymore but good footballing brain which is something most of our squad are sorely lacking.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Iwobi has been utter cack

Swap him and Garner around

 

[PeregrineT]

To be honest, they look tired, even McNeil who usually puts a ton of effort in seems too tired to challenge on some balls. Was a few there that they oddly sat off on.

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

A hoover doesn't really tidy things though does it.

It slurps...

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

A hoover doesn't really tidy things though does it.

It slurps

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Remember when we used to beat lower league sides in pre season relatively easily?

Rocking up to Blackburn or Accrington and winning rather comfortably

Halcyon days

 

[14_dollars]

We should avoid knee-jerk comments but this is the worst Everton team I’ve ever seen.

 

[God Benfrey]

Need an actual centre forward, not some cool tricky inverted winger crap

 

[nsno-chris]

First time we got a cross and Danjuma is 30 yards away because our midfielders have no creativity

 

[Goodisongang]

This isn't bad this is a catastrophe so far.

Can't pass, can't defend, can't run.

Shocking

 

[PITA]

Three whole goals?

It's a two-legged tie.

 

[Victus]

Just feels a bit more like 1st game of pre season this. Players dont seem arsed.

 

[Efcjake]

28 minutes for the first Gueye shot miles over from 30 yards for those on the sweepstakes.