Matty's Question Thread

[NeilMorepies]

@matty1878

What is Dr Pepper’s PhD in? And are they male or female?

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

@matty1878
Why did Bungle wear pyjamas for bed when he walked round bollock naked all day?
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Morning Glory.
Geoff checking in that pic

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

@matty1878

What is Dr Pepper’s PhD in? And are they male or female?

PhD won't let you down....either way

 

[NeilMorepies]

What is happening with Geoff Capes’ budgies since he died?
Is someone feeding them?
Did they inherit his fortune?

 

[Tommy Chong]

Here's a bit of a philosophical one for you to try and wrap your head around @matty1878 mate...

If a bear craps in the woods, and no-one's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

 

[matty1878]

Here's a bit of a philosophical one for you to try and wrap your head around @matty1878 mate...

If a bear craps in the woods, and no-one's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

the bear or the branches it falls on?

 

[Tommy Chong]

the bear or the branches it falls on?

Just the excrement plopping out of the bear's hoop.

Don't overthink it, Matty...

 

[matty1878]

Just the excrement plopping out of the bear's hoop.

Don't overthink it, Matty...

if it’s eaten a deer who’s fat id say yes

 

[NeilMorepies]

Just the excrement plopping out of the bear's hoop.

Don't overthink it, Matty...

Don’t listen to him @matty1878 , it’s a trick question.

A proper three-pipe problem..

 

[matty1878]

Don’t listen to him @matty1878 , it’s a trick question.

A proper three-pipe problem..

your all intellectual bullys

 

[NeilMorepies]

your all intellectual bullys

I just have questions.

 

[matty1878]

I just have questions.

and i have answers sire

 

[Tommy Chong]

if it’s eaten a deer who’s fat id say yes

Don’t listen to him @matty1878 , it’s a trick question.

A proper three-pipe problem..

Ah-so Matthew-sen, but there are no wrong answers. It is a simple zen question to help clear your thoughts.

Ok, here's a more practical question: Why did the kopite cross the road?

 

[matty1878]

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Ah-so Matthew-sen, but there are no wrong answers. It is a simple zen question to help clear your thoughts.

Ok, here's a more practical question: Why did the kopite cross the road?

to find the nearest pub for the game?

 

[Tommy Chong]

to find the nearest pub for the game?

Not even close, Matty...

The answer: Because his knob was stuck in the chicken.