barneygumble
Player Valuation: £60m
If you don't ask, you don't get.
Keep asking, Matty. We're just too afraid to ask the stupid questions!
Keep asking, Matty. We're just too afraid to ask the stupid questions!
Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
Matty's Question Thread
- Thread starter GrandOldTeam
- Start date
Not even close, Matty...
The answer: Because his knob was stuck in the chicken.
ffs
“kopites are gobshites”
(chicken bummers )
hit me boys
Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £60m
You know that song by Meat Loaf: 'I would do anything for love'?
When he sings:
'… But I'll never stop dreaming of you
every night of my life, no way
But I would do anything for love
But I won't do that
Oh, I won't do that'
What won't he do for love, Matty?
You know that song by Meat Loaf: 'I would do anything for love'?
When he sings:
'… But I'll never stop dreaming of you
every night of my life, no way
But I would do anything for love
But I won't do that
Oh, I won't do that'
What won't he do for love, Matty?
that?
Tommy Chong
Player Valuation: £60m
C'mon Matty... Get creative, like his missus wants to do something nasty and wear a strap-on dildo and peg him, or maybe she wants to squat over his chest and do something real filthy, you know like 'Germans stuff'?
And you know...He would do anything for love, but he won't do that.
NeilMorepies
Player Valuation: £20m
C'mon Matty... Get creative, like his missus wants to do something nasty and wear a strap-on dildo and peg him, or maybe she wants to squat over his chest and do something real filthy, you know like 'Germans stuff'?
And you know...He would do anything for love, but he won't do that.
Vintage
Player Valuation: £60m
Bearback Mountain
that one broke the back of Matty
NeilMorepies
Player Valuation: £20m
@matty1878
How do horses even snort Ketamine?
How do horses even snort Ketamine?
they don’t
Bryan+
Player Valuation: £8m
Washes in Vosene every day I reckon
i am