Transfer Rumour Memphis Depay

[AndyC]

Reckon he's Bordeaux life in England?

Nah, he wants a drink and some crackers... Biarritz anyone ?

 

[PITA]

That's what yer Marseilles.

I'm going to have to Colmar to check on that.

 

[Milkman]

Caen it with the puns will you, for the love of god.

 

[ToffeeTim]

I really Caen see Memphis joining us now. If we really want him were gonna have to troyes real harder.

 

[Prevenger17]

I have a friend who says he knows what's going on behind the scenes, Alsace him out and see if Lorraine is too much for him.

 

[orly]

That's what yer Marseilles.

Sublime, utterly sublime

 

[Osamabindiesel]

I Caen see where he is coming from if he chooses Lyon over us

 

[Connor]

Doesn't Mata anyway, he really Sochaux.

 

[gazefc]

I think he will be a great player given a Lille time

 

[Khalekan]

He Rennes up and and down that left wing.

 

[ijjysmith]

Can't Brie arsed anymore always missing our targets.

 

[Prevenger17]

Doesn't Mata anyway, he really Sochaux.

Dijon make wingers like they used to

 

[Eggs]

..I understand his two young brothers, Andrew and Norman Depay are Dutch youth internationals and are on our radar. One report says Norm/Andy could join us, whilst his sister is a bit of an Eiffel.

 

[Connor]

Dijon make wingers like they used to

Superb.

 

[Milkman]

Threads that have descended into puns should carry some kind of warning.