Transfer Rumour Memphis Depay

[orly]

I'll never get Bordeaux making these puns

 

[Prevenger17]

..I understand his two young brothers, Andrew and Norman Depay are Dutch youth internationals and are on our radar. One report says Norm/Andy could join us, whilst his sister is a bit of an Eiffel.

lol The legwork was worth it

 

[d34noj]

good one ... ?

Brest is a place in North-west France mate, its also the best bit of a lady.

 

[Prevenger17]

Threads that have descended into puns should carry some kind of warning.

Don't tell me it Angers you

 

[EFCccc]

1/5 to join Lyon now. 100% aint happening.

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Threads that have descended into puns should carry some kind of warning.

With you mate, maybe a cheese logo on the thread list

 

[johnjoeefc]

if we can get depay on loan then i say go for it. but he is definately too much of a risk for an instant permanent deal and should definately avoid. We can only go by his performances for Man Utd and they have been very poor

 

[d34noj]

Don't tell me it Angers you

Don't wind him up mate, he'll Rouen you.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

His bank manager will be Rouen the day he leaves England for France.

It would have been Nice to see him here

Caen we get back on topic please.

He's obviously not Le Mans for the job

I reckon he fancies Paris but he's no Saint, in Germain.

Could be taking the Pau

Reckon he's Bordeaux life in England?

I've never rated him tbh, I'd Boulogne if I said I did.

Nah, he wants a drink and some crackers... Biarritz anyone ?

Caen it with the puns will you, for the love of god.

Doesn't Mata anyway, he really Sochaux.

I think he will be a great player given a Lille time

He Rennes up and and down that left wing.

Can't Brie arsed anymore always missing our targets.

Dijon make wingers like they used to

..I understand his two young brothers, Andrew and Norman Depay are Dutch youth internationals and are on our radar. One report says Norm/Andy could join us, whilst his sister is a bit of an Eiffel.

Puns in a transfer thread

GOT at it's best!

 

[Osamabindiesel]

I think this transfer should be viewed through a different Lens than usual

 

[gaino92]

We really need to look in to his attitude problems, all the rumours are hes a bit of a Bastia

 

[tmgc]

1/5 to join Lyon now. 100% aint happening.

Looks like Walsh and Koeman will have to Castres the net further afield before the window shuts.

 

[Connor]

Puns in a transfer thread

GOT at it's best!

If only a Lorient more threads went this way.

 

[AndyC]

Puns in a transfer thread

GOT at it's best!

Unless there are some new and even funnier ones soon, I'm gonna be tempted to threadban the lot of us for being woefully off-topic

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Echo saying we dropped our interest and he's defo off to Lyon

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/spor...on-memphis-depay-transfer-manchester-12471353