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Messymascot's faith in humanity and ginger safe haven

Armaghtoffee said:
Doucs is ahead of schedule but likely a few weeks yet.

DCL has hinted himself a couple of weeks but there was a horrible rumour last week it could be months.

Mina is back training.
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Thank you.

Hopefully Mina being back will sort the defence. If Delph can give an hour and someone else the rest could be ok there. Just need Richarlison to find his mojo.
 
Best Everton team in PL era. Feel guilty not having Cahill in there because I love him, but he didn't quite make it.

Martyn,
Coleman Watson Jagielka Baines
Kanchelskis Arteta Barry Pienaar
Rooney Lukaku

Manager: Moyes

And worst. Haven't included one or two game flops like Kroldrup or Mangala.

Gerrard
Hottiger Alcaraz Williams Martina
Alexandersson Nyarko Thomsen McGeady
Sandro Wheelie Bin

Manager: Walker

*shudders
 
Bluetintedspecs said:
Best Everton team in PL era. Feel guilty not having Cahill in there because I love him, but he didn't quite make it.

Martyn,
Coleman Watson Jagielka Baines
Kanchelskis Arteta Barry Pienaar
Rooney Lukaku

Manager: Moyes

And worst. Haven't included one or two game flops like Kroldrup or Mangala.

Gerrard
Hottiger Alcaraz Williams Martina
Alexandersson Nyarko Thomsen McGeady
Sandro Wheelie Bin

Manager: Walker

*shudders
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I can't accept Martina at Left Back as he was out of position.

I feel I should know who Wheelie bin is but can't think for the life of me who it is.
 
messymascot said:
Thank you.

Hopefully Mina being back will sort the defence. If Delph can give an hour and someone else the rest could be ok there. Just need Richarlison to find his mojo.
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That our best defender is so injury prone is a worry in itself but he will steady the ship for now.

Delph has been surprisingly good but we have all seen this film before and read the book ??‍♂️
 

messymascot said:
Thank you.

Hopefully Mina being back will sort the defence. If Delph can give an hour and someone else the rest could be ok there. Just need Richarlison to find his mojo.
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Might just be me but I can't have Richarlison up front tbh, I know needs must and all that but he can't play with his back to goal and that means we can't hold the ball up there for any length of time at all. He is so much better from the left or even playing off someone up there but as a lone front man, he just doesn't have what the job needs IMHO
 
In case anyone's wondering who the Wheelie Bin is in my worst team, here's a little song, to the tune of Da Doo Ron Ron.

Signed up on a Monday by the fat bloke from Spain,

Just do one Rondon, just do one Ron,

Played him on a Sunday and he caused so much pain,

Just do one Rondon, just do one Ron,

Yeeeah, his first touch is grim,

Ba dum ba dum,

Moooves like a wheelie bin,

Ba dum ba dum,

Juuust wish he’d f off home,

Just do one Rondon, just do one Ron


Sorry, I'll get me coat.
 
NeroCeasar said:
Might just be me but I can't have Richarlison up front tbh, I know needs must and all that but he can't play with his back to goal and that means we can't hold the ball up there for any length of time at all. He is so much better from the left or even playing off someone up there but as a lone front man, he just doesn't have what the job needs IMHO
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Absolutely agree Richarlison is best on the left of a 3. However when the other options are Rondon and Tosun you really aren't left with much choice. Also Grays best position is left forward so it kind of makes sense.
 

blue1948 said:
Morning all ,hope you are still asleep Messy and that all have a good day ,finally got the car sorted on the third visit to the dealers ,finished the half round table I was making and started to diet a bit harder ,it is easy to learn what you can get away with I suppose ,so now the wife is in charged of the menu.
Next project is to make some boxes to grow vegies in .
We used to have a big greenhouse and it was too much work so now it is a few boxes that I can renew the soil each year and not worry too much about weeding .
We grew a tomato that was especially nice and sweet with a brilliant tang ,it was called Sungold and is a cherry type if anyone likes a good tomato .
So next season it is toms zuccinis and runner beans underplanted with french marigolds to keep the pests away.
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@Joey66 is an expert on all things horticultural mate.

Before he retired he was the supreme leader of all the gardeners in the UK.

He`s now the supreme leader of the old photos of Everton footie players thread.

So, if he asks you if you`ve got any photos of Alan Biley in the nude, don`t be worried, as it just means he`s run out of nude photos of Colin Harvey and is looking for some new material.
 
COYBL25 said:
@Joey66 is an expert on all things horticultural mate.

Before he retired he was the supreme leader of all the gardeners in the UK.

He`s now the supreme leader of the old photos of Everton footie players thread.

So, if he asks you if you`ve got any photos of Alan Biley in the nude, don`t be worried, as it just means he`s run out of nude photos of Colin Harvey and is looking for some new material.
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The answer is still no - grow your own grass lol
 

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