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[Barnfred 55]

@Barnfred 55 how was the lunch with the neighbours?
Stuffed I'm hoped

Stuffed and pissed. I needn't have worried about the turkey crown. They cooked a whole turkey just so I could have the leg and then gave me the rest of the leg meat as a carry out. That's the sort of thing Cal would have done. I've drank about a bottle of champagne, half a bottle of Chateauneuf du Pape, and then he brought the Remy Martin XO out and I had a couple of glasses of that. (It was actually Lidl's own brand in a Remy bottle, but I'm not letting on that I know lol)

I've had a grand day. The conversation was good too. And the best bit. We pulled crackers and mine had an Everton key ring inside. They still haven;t told me how they managed to do that.

 

[Barnfred 55]

Hahahaha that’s a fitting role too, Jazzy. Now we just need the pic for proof lol xx

Oh God will you please stop encouraging him. lol

 

[NathDogg]

Put a dent into a crate of magners, but I'm gonna swerve the magnums if that's alright folks - think it's for the best.

Much love GOTers!

 

[Barnfred 55]

Listen, mate, if you’ve got a problem with novelty spatulas then you’ve got a problem with me.

No fighting on Christmas day please.

 

[Toast]

I've drank about a bottle of champagne, half a bottle of Chateauneuf du Pape,

 

[Barnfred 55]

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Managed to assemble a dinner while drunk.

Yes, it’s massive.

Yes, I ate it all.

Yes, it was so good that if I was faced with it again I’d have a right good crack at it.

Looks great mate. Where's the carrot and turnip?

 

[Barnfred 55]

Is your wavelength looking like this at the moment, friend

Mine is

 

[COYBL25]

Put a dent into a crate of magners, but I'm gonna swerve the magnums if that's alright folks - think it's for the best.

Much love GOTers!

Whatever you do, don’t mix it with ice cream lol

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Oh God will you please stop encouraging him. lol

I dare you too ?

 

[Barnfred 55]

One of the best things of Xmas dinners is having s 2nd plate

I normally do but thought it would be a bit rude today lol

 

[Barnfred 55]

If it didn’t have the hole I would have guessed it is a spanking tool, but I’m now at a loss. Please enlighten us!

So now we all know what you normally use spatulas for

Does your husband know? lol

 

[Barnfred 55]

I am so full I can barely move. There is tons of food left. Could have fed a small army. Have frozen some ham and turkey for soup at a later date. Plenty left for tomorrow though. Baileys going down nicely, haven't managed any pud yet. Was hoping to stay up and watch The Ashes tonight. Can't see that happening!

Have you tried Bailey's and Cointreau?. I've heard it can be very enjoyable.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

So now we all know what you normally use spatulas for

Does your husband know? lol

Does he know? Lol, Fred. He is the one doing the spanking I’m just a willing receiver

 

[Barnfred 55]

I’m drinking a cup of tea and watching tv guapa
Enough booze now

But it's Christmas.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

I’m drinking a cup of tea and watching tv guapa
Enough booze now

Sounds relaxing, enjoy it!