Messymascot's faith in humanity and ginger safe haven

[Barnfred 55]

Looks good that Sass but if 1 sachet = 3 bottles of water I'd be peeing all night.

I can't decide whether you’re being very stupid or very clever there haha.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Looks good that Sass but if 1 sachet = 3 bottles of water I'd be peeing all night.

That’s what I love about this product, Jazzy. You will get the benefit of the 3 bottles but the peeing results of just drinking one. So no extra night peeing ?

 

[jazzy]

I can't decide whether you’re being very stupid or very clever there haha.

No I'm just stupid.

 

[Barnfred 55]

No I'm just stupid.

Very honest of you my friend

 

[jazzy]

Very honest of you my friend

As my old law professor told me " it's best to keep your mouth shut and allow people to think you are stupid than open it and remove all doubt".

I'm sure he nicked that quote from someone.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

No I'm just stupid.

I doubt that! A man who was capable to have a successful career as a lawyer, is now happily retired, has a good wife, lovely home, exquisite taste in music and good heart. You are far from stupid even if you are trying to pretend to be one. X

 

[larbert toffee]

View attachment 149887Finally got round to cooking my full English at the third attempt. Sausage, bacon, black pudding, mushrooms, scrambled eggs and baked beans, plus HP brown sauce of course. Lovely.

As requested a pic for Sassy. Welcome to Fred's B & B. ?

Scrambled? You're a lightweight Fred ?
No seriously mate that looked good.

 

[Barnfred 55]

Scrambled? You're a lightweight Fred ?
No seriously mate that looked good.

Believe it or not mate I've never fried an egg. lol

I probably could do but there was quite a lot going on there and getting everything ready to serve at the same time, it was easier for me to just scramble some eggs n the microwave. I might do some eggs and bacon one night just to get used to frying the egg.

 

[anjelikaferrett]

Amazing how things change...or is it?
A hundred years ago is a long time and yet it isn't.
My Grandad died in 1971 and I can remember a photo on the mantlepiece back in Island Rd, of him in his black and tan uniform, foot on a wooden chair with a tommy gun across his knee.
The family then, were all nominal red and orange.
Now I'm a blue and so are my kids along with being (very to the point of anti religion) lapsed catholics.
We're all friends on here and sectarianism is consigned...quite rightly...to the losers bin of history and long may it stay there.
(Except for the idiots who haven't seen the light yet)

How I agree with that. My Nan and Grandad were both born in 1900. They died in 1980 and 1988 respectively. When I think about it, I find it astonishing that I knew people who were born 121 years ago.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Hey friends. What’s your lucky numbers from 1-69. I’m going to play the lottery tonight and I thought it would be fun to buy a few bills with everyone’s lucky number so if you have one then post it here for me before 12 am your time. If we win then we can all meet for Holidays in 2022, wouldn’t that be great ?

 

[anjelikaferrett]

View attachment 149887Finally got round to cooking my full English at the third attempt. Sausage, bacon, black pudding, mushrooms, scrambled eggs and baked beans, plus HP brown sauce of course. Lovely.

As requested a pic for Sassy. Welcome to Fred's B & B. ?

Nice. Fried bread? Heart attack on a plate and not to be eaten regularly but sometimes just perfect with the full English.

 

[larbert toffee]

Believe it or not mate I've never fried an egg. lol

I probably could do but there was quite a lot going on there and getting everything ready to serve at the same time, it was easier for me to just scramble some eggs n the microwave. I might do some eggs and bacon one night just to get used to frying the egg.

Get half a dozen eggs to practise with and have a go when you've got time, you'll crack it ( pun intended) in no time, yes it's the unhealthy option but you can't dip your bread in scrambled.

 

[Barnfred 55]

Nice. Fried bread? Heart attack on a plate and not to be eaten regularly but sometimes just perfect with the full English.

Try and make it healthy as possible Anj. I grill the sausage, bacon and black pud. The only thing I fry (but I prefer to use the posh word saute) are the mushrooms which I do in a mix of avocado oil and butter.

 

[Barnfred 55]

Get half a dozen eggs to practise with and have a go when you've got time, you'll crack it ( pun intended) in no time, yes it's the unhealthy option but you can't dip your bread in scrambled.

Yeah I know LT.

See all your mob are planning to invade the borders on New Years eve to escape krankieism. Feel sorry for Anj lol

 

[anjelikaferrett]

Ever tried a B52 bomber shot? Kahlua on the bottom, Bailey's in the middle and Gran Marnier on top. If poured carefully, the thickness of the Bailey's keeps them in separate layers.

Looks amazing, tastes great, then you neck it in one. Haven't had one for donkeys years, but in my youth we'd sometimes have them on boozy nights out. I once foolishly tried one in a half pint glass, down in one.

I know I'm really p*ssed when I start doing shots. Mostly happened in Brighton when I was at union conferences. 3am doing shots in a bar called Mollys. Best networking to be had! Vaguely remember being deep in conversation with the Deputy General Secretary about football. He was a Blackpool fan so we had Alan Ball in common. Also never missed or was late for a session at conference and even moved a motion about equality one morning, five minute speech in front of about 3000 delegates, the whole time wondering if I could get to the end without puking on the rostrum. That's recent past too - last conference pre-COVID. ? ?