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Messymascot's faith in humanity and ginger safe haven


Dear @Barnfred 55 im sorry I got us in trouble with the off topic warnings on the match thread. I have yet to understand the consequences of getting warnings and having points dedicated but hopefully this is not going to affect you, or me too much.
These things happen. Got one myself pre Christmas for what I thought was a witty joke on boxed wine in the manager thread ??‍♂️

No complaints! It was a fair cop.
 

Jazzy's alternative match Report.

I knew it was going to end badly when ,just as I started walking up the ramp at Kirkdale the heavens opened and by the time I'd got to the Melrose Abbey I was soaked.

I ignored the temptation of visiting this fine establishment ( I am after all going dry for January, well at least until.i get to the Caribbean, that is if I make it) . Anyway I digress.

Reached the old lady and after meeting chums took my seat to witness Everton paying tribute to Messy and all other Evertonians that have passed this year. Well , surprise surprise they messed that up as well.

So on to the game. Brighton's Potter set out to weave a magic spell to ensnare the Blues but really it wasn't necessary as Benitez hit the self destruct button inexplicably playing Kenny at RWB despite the fact that he gets nosebleed when he crosses the half way line and even worse Coleman at LWB despite having a French international whose natural position that is on the bench.
On to top the lot he played 2 in midfield and abracadabra we were completely overrun.

Brighton went 2 nil up and just like Prince Andrew didn't break sweat.

DCL blazed a penalty over apparently distracted by @anjelikaferrett in the Park End.

Half time came and went without Snr Benitez bothering to alter anything.

Potters lot continued to boss the 2nd half until.Gordon hit a speculative shot that was deflected in. The crowd were up , the force was with the blues , surely the manager would change to a back 4 and get another midfielder on.....err no.

Brighton scored a deserved third before Gordon got his 2nd this one a far better goal.afrer some lovely build up.

The crowd were desperate for some Benitez magic and hold on ....its Rondon. Well if you can't have magic then comedy will do right.

And the game fizzled out. The crowd booed and chants of Benitez out were heard.

Wild rumours swept the ground. Had Benitez been sacked? He was seen with a face like thunder. No actually it seems that the new signing Vitaly had been found tucking into Snr Benitez KFC and had been threatened with the transfer list.
 

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