Tortola looked beautiful. My friends are putting loads of pics up on Facebook so I am stalking your progress! lol
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Messymascot's faith in humanity and ginger safe haven
- Thread starter messymascot
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Good morning everybody. Bit breezy at the moment but nowhere near as bad as I was expecting. The worst thing that happened in our school was that a Maths teacher ( civilian, not a nun) stole all the money that had been collected for a skiing trip to Austria. Parents would pay so much a week off and she robbed the lot. We were all locked in the gym for hours while the school was searched. We never saw her again. Years later we found out that they had been suspicious of her for a while - money had been going missing from other teachers' handbags.
The other mighty scandal was that someone, who to this day remains unknown, added a very fetching coat of nail varnish to the nails of one of the statues of Our Lady. The nuns were furious.
Incidentally we were once told in a lesson about personal hygiene " Don't be embarrassed about washing down there. Even Our Lady had to do it."
The other mighty scandal was that someone, who to this day remains unknown, added a very fetching coat of nail varnish to the nails of one of the statues of Our Lady. The nuns were furious.
Incidentally we were once told in a lesson about personal hygiene " Don't be embarrassed about washing down there. Even Our Lady had to do it."
Barnfred 55
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As if I would lol
How old did you say you were again Gwladys? The last person I heard call knickers smalls was my nan, and she'd have been 125 if she were still alive today lol .
Barnfred 55
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What colour did you use Anj? lol
It was not me!!! Nail varnish was an alien concept to me in those days - and remained so until a few years ago when I discovered the joy of acrylic nails. I just get a fake set every few weeks now.
It remains one of the great unsolved mysteries of Bellerive Convent FCJ Grammar School lol
Barnfred 55
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Was that during the knicker inspections or afterwards.? lol
Barnfred 55
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OK. What colour did you not use? lol
Stop trying to implicate me. There might be nuns reading this.
Gwladysover
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I’m old enough to know better but not quite that old?
Interesting morning
9 am a gentleman squeezed my testicles …. Enthusiastically
9:45 a lady stuck her latex covered fingers up my rear entrance
10:15 I woman stabbed me in the arm
11:39 am I’m drinking wine in an Italian bistro … I fkn deserve it …MRI later and don’t get me started I. The description of the new biopsy procedure I have on 21 feb …. I think I’ll get pissed until March
9 am a gentleman squeezed my testicles …. Enthusiastically
9:45 a lady stuck her latex covered fingers up my rear entrance
10:15 I woman stabbed me in the arm
11:39 am I’m drinking wine in an Italian bistro … I fkn deserve it …MRI later and don’t get me started I. The description of the new biopsy procedure I have on 21 feb …. I think I’ll get pissed until March
Bless you. You deserve the wine. Enjoy.
Ha ha in an surprising twist the blood test this morning wasn’t delivered to the MRI unit in time so I’ve just been stabbed again this time by a pretty phillipino nurse who decided to make me smile …. Next stop one hour in a tin can
Barnfred 55
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Which did you enjoy the most??
Fingers up the bum were leading until I gad a second stabbing and an hour in a noisy tin box listening radio flipping 2
Listening to radio merseyside Footie phone in, most backing Frank