Mice in the gaff

[Joey66]

Fear not, as I know for a fact, that @Joey66 has developed a mouse killing ray gun, out of old Dyson parts.

The tiny ray guns that they use in Men in Black, to zap the aliens, is one of Joey`s designs.

He`s quite precious about his inventions and most of them have very stringent conditions attached to their patents, however, he is prepared to swap one of his mouse ray guns for fifty black and white photos of a semi nude Alan Ball or 1000 rep points.

Jealous hearts gets you nowhere lol

 

[Kurt.]

The little FFFERS Love chocolate. Chocolate on a glue trap does it every time.Once caught ,put them out of their misery and hit them on the head with a spoon.Be prepared for the odd eye to pop out.

Cover them in said chocolate and make mice krispie cakes

 

[Kurt.]

True Story. Caught one years ago on a glue trap.Put it out of its misery using the above method. Put in the communal bin that evening.No word of a lie the next day............. Went to the shop and there is a stray cat with its nose and front paw stuck to the glue trap.

A nice sticky [Poor language removed]

 

[Joey66]

There is a major downside to getting a cat... you have a cat.....

Not all cats catch mice ......6 traps with peanut butter or chocolate on the trap lay at nighttime spread over an area in your building for as long as it takes it can range from 2 to 8 mice .
Place the traps were the mouse crap area is - place them against a object wall furniture etc some classy traps on e bay

 

[Joey66]

Discovered droppings in the gaff, girlfriend terrified has made me clean the place out.

Spotted one of them, it ran off. Have kill traps down but no nibbles in 24 hours.

Have a glue trap too, told mates if they got stuck on it I’d absolutely leather the little Freddie mercury wannabes - got dogs abuse for that.

What’s your position when discovered? Time of year for the little micro-sausage laying cowards.

Pardon our interruption...

www.ebay.co.uk

Best type of mousetrap off e bay or Amazon use peanut butter or dark chocolate...

 

[JLW]

Draw a circle around them in chalk that will teach em.

Oh no that's ants

 

[Ming the Merciful]

Learn to live in harmony with them.

They'll keep you company when the wife leaves because you spend more time with your adopted rodents than her.

 

[Ring master]

I remember in my old house when a kid, i was in bed and one ran across my Pillow just above me. I had no idea where it came from or went, never seen it again lol

 

[Tipp blue]

Only a psyco would use a glue trap... a kill trap snaps the neck more often than not it's instant..

 

[Ming the Merciful]

 

[Kurt.]

I remember in my old house when a kid, i was in bed and one ran across my Pillow just above me. I had no idea where it came from or went, never seen it again lol

”It wriggled and wriggled and wriggled insider yer, I don’t know why you swallowed a fly.. perhaps you’ll die”

 

[Tipp blue]

I remember in my old house when a kid, i was in bed and one ran across my Pillow just above me. I had no idea where it came from or went, never seen it again lol

Definitely ran up your arse hole lad .

 

[blue61]

Get a cat. A rampant [Poor language removed] usually does the trick.

 

[Bungle]

Definitely ran up your arse hole lad .

*applies nutella to arsehole

 

[DavidH]

You're looking at this all wrong. Accept them into your home, potty train them and see how long until they get sick of you and move out. No need to kill anything.