Mice in the gaff

[DavidH]

Get a cat. A rampant [Poor language removed] usually does the trick.

I dread to think what you typed there...... Pervert

 

[lesbattersby]

Had mice in ours a few years back, there was a small gap in oil burner housing that was letting them in. Caught 7 of the [Poor language removed] bags in traps. I put down 4 traps, 2 with peanut butter and 2 with Nutella. Everyone of the 7 caught on the traps with Nutella.

 

[Rob17896]

Discovered droppings in the gaff, girlfriend terrified has made me clean the place out.

Spotted one of them, it ran off. Have kill traps down but no nibbles in 24 hours.

Have a glue trap too, told mates if they got stuck on it I’d absolutely leather the little Freddie mercury wannabes - got dogs abuse for that.

What’s your position when discovered? Time of year for the little micro-sausage laying cowards.

Humane trap and let them go on nearest open space, then seel where they got in. In the meantime take your glue trap, eat it and choke yourself to .....

 

[tommye]

Yeah, the instinct to wack the sh1t out of it is very present in me, but then it's a bigger mess to clean up. I just use a broom and a snow shovel and sort of scoot them out the front door. They are pretty docile.

Sounds like me and my kids

 

[tommye]

Humane trap and let them go on nearest open space, then seel where they got in. In the meantime take your glue trap, eat it and choke yourself to .....

You ok Rob?

 

[marnie]

Humane trap and let them go on nearest open space, then seel where they got in. In the meantime take your glue trap, eat it and choke yourself to .....

 

[john jako]

I’ve had some in the loft for a few weeks. Am a proper shithouse so I’ve paid pest control to come around. The fella who’s come round is defo having me on as nothings changed.

Might need to get pissed and get up there and sort them out myself. Will probably dodge that and get the missus to sort it instead.

 

[chrismpw]

Air rifle. Build yourself a hide and wait for them to show up then ping em.

Could be waiting a while so make sure you’ve got a big plate of butties.

We had a rat problem a few years ago, when we kept chickens. We used poison though weren't comfortable with the horrible slow death and other environmental concerns (like what is poisoned eating the corpse). I bought an air rifle, sndveven though it was hard for me, because I actually like rats, I got quite good at head shots and had a few, literally, between the eyes.

There was this one time I "winged' a rat up the garden and it was suffering. I was phoning to speak to my mum at the time and was waiting for the nurse to carry a phone to her at the old folks home she was in. I ran up the garden, phone in hand, to dispatch the rat a quicker more merciful death with a spade, but kept missing a clean blow because of the curvature of the spade and the fact I had a phone in one hand.

It was unfortunate that at the moment the nurse handed the phone to me ma, I was bashing a rat with exasperation saying "why won't you just die ffs?!"

 

[verreauxi]

You ok Rob?

Rob doesn’t like the USA or mice-killers it seems.

 

[Kurt.]

I wouldn’t tell anyone I had extra guests in my house … the tories will probably try and make you pay for housing them

 

[larbert toffee]

do you have a special mouse killer spoon or will any spoon suffice?

A dessert spoon they might be dessert rats.

 

[PITA]

Discovered droppings in the gaff, girlfriend terrified has made me clean the place out.

Spotted one of them, it ran off. Have kill traps down but no nibbles in 24 hours.

Have a glue trap too, told mates if they got stuck on it I’d absolutely leather the little Freddie mercury wannabes - got dogs abuse for that.

What’s your position when discovered? Time of year for the little micro-sausage laying cowards.

Hasn't got the same ring to it.

 

[GrimbolandBlue]

Having the same issue. Not even arsed about the peanut butter this time round, just cacking all over the island when no one's looking. Would love to go 3 rounds with the head of their tribe

 

[Ming the Merciful]

You have a licence to kill these mice.

 

[If You Know Your History]

Humane trap and let them go on nearest open space, then seel where they got in. In the meantime take your glue trap, eat it and choke yourself to .....

This.

Glue traps are pure evil.