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2019/20 Michael Keane

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I try not to be one of those fans who singles out a player, but him and Walcott , when he plays, really do my head in.
He is clueless and gutless with it.

I think Walcott is technically our most important player.

Bare with me here.... when he is up for it and in good form (rare I know) we look a much, much better and more balanced side. No coincidence to me that our best run of "form" this season (ie winning a game or two) have come when he is in the side and playing well.

Keane is utter garbage.
 
He's just a bad player. Anyone with even a modicum of football nouse could identify that. He is clumsy, can't pass, no positional awareness, no danger awareness, looks like he's smoked a crack pipe just before kick-off. Even his gait screams 'bad player'.

It's not his fault some supposedly knowledgeable football coaches see something in him. What skunk are they smoking at finch farm?

the same stuff they are smoking at George's park. I mean, Southgate obvs sees him as one of the top 6-7 centre backs in the country . IN THE COUNTRY!

Wtf is going going on?
 
He's just a bad player. Anyone with even a modicum of football nouse could identify that. He is clumsy, can't pass, no positional awareness, no danger awareness, looks like he's smoked a crack pipe just before kick-off. Even his gait screams 'bad player'.

It's not his fault some supposedly knowledgeable football coaches see something in him. What skunk are they smoking at finch farm?

the same stuff they are smoking at George's park. I mean, Southgate obvs sees him as one of the top 6-7 centre backs in the country . IN THE COUNTRY!

Wtf is going going on?

His passing is fine. He is not a bad "footballing" centre back, he is just a rubbish defender with shocking awareness.
 

Sometimes, in the cold light of day...you think back about a player being totally incompetent and you have to shake your head and laugh.

Today sadly is not one of those days...
 
You know when you're in the garden trying to show like a 2 or 3 year old how to kick a ball, he reminds me of that.
Keep rolling the ball slowly to him and every few kicks he hits a cracker and you go, yeeeaaahhhhh
 


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