2019/20 Michael Keane

[Big Sams Little Pecker]

Michael Keane has smaller bollocks than Per Kroldrup

 

[Ivo]

Get rid. Awful player.

 

[Axlswhk]

Sell him and get umtiti

Or maybe give Gibson a chance to shine.

 

[Eggs]

go and tell the pair of them to buck their ideas up the pair of ‘kin clowns

....just tell them to read GOT, much less rude and far greater impact.

 

[the golden visionary]

....just tell them to read GOT, much less rude and far greater impact.

game of thrones?

 

[blue61]

Played his cameo like a woman who knows he's history.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

...think they’d be in First Class.

I thought that.. absolute meffs

 

[Eggs]

Played his cameo like a man who knows he's history.

....don’t think he played it like a man at all.

 

[MikeH72]

Never seen a professional athlete look so scared

quite unreal

Looks like he’d rather be anywhere else in the world than on a football pitch.

 

[blue61]

....don’t think he played it like a man at all.

You're right, I've done an edit.

 

[PhilM]

Never seen a professional athlete look so scared

quite unreal

I'm not excusing him because he has been fairly atrocious as of late (errr...), however it mustn't help that the fans are quite clearly against him.

He looks under a lot of pressure and once he's made a mistake the crowd give their vocal jeers; this pressure musn't be heling him rebuild his fragile confidence.

 

[J.c. 7.4]

Absolute donkey

 

[Cool_Blue]

It makes me weep to think we paid how much for this clown? £25m, £30m? And Leicester buy a proper experienced centre half for £3.5m. No sell on value though. Will someone give us £15m for Keane? I doubt it.

Im slow, flat footed and tall. I accepted i would never be a pro footballer. How did this lad do it?

dug up this excellent post from early October. He has actually got worse since then, hard to believe, but it’s true.

 

[Everton19]

go and tell the pair of them to buck their ideas up the pair of ‘kin clowns

What’s Pickford done for all the abuse?

 

[Cool_Blue]

Absolute donkey

Donkeys are highly intelligent and do their job admirably. No comparison lol