2023/24 Michael Keane

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Look at his bodyshape and thats for a handshake.
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It's just always him isn't it?

Every single time it's him, whether it's unlucky or whatever it's him everytime

Calamity of a player and in my opinion is up there with our worst ever centre halves

Not mentally strong enough to play at this level

Time to leave Michael it's you all the time, must get on teammates nerves
 

It's just always him isn't it?

Every single time it's him, whether it's unlucky or whatever it's him everytime

Calamity of a player and in my opinion is up there with our worst ever centre halves

Not mentally strong enough to play at this level

Time to leave Michael it's you all the time, must get on teammates nerves
Sad in a lot of ways. Came on, did fine, then gave away the softest of penalties. Would love a good redemption story but seems very unlikely.
 
Sad in a lot of ways. Came on, did fine, then gave away the softest of penalties. Would love a good redemption story but seems very unlikely.
Sums up his Everton career.

It's rarely been that he's abject and terrible for 90 minutes, he's largely quite competent which is I think why so many managers have given him so many chances.

You're just guaranteed at least 1 goal as a direct result of him having some existential crisis as the ball flashes across him.

He's a magnet for bad luck and you can debate whether it's his fault or the natural laws of the universe until the cows come home but the crucial thing is to please never give him another minute in an Everton shirt, please please God.
 

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