2024/25 Michael Keane

[Kenyon]

put that big lug up front and watch the goals roll in.

 

[Rita_Poon]

People refusing to believe what their eyes and ears tell them.

Maybe they need to smell it……

If only he was also a rock like this lad. Although maybe more like concrete boots.

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

The ball watching for the winning goal sums up exactly why he’s so bad. Most people won’t see that as a direct error, and it won’t be recorded on the stats as one, but a proper centre half is scanning the area, seeing the lad ghosting in at the back post and putting himself in a position to clear the cross. He doesn’t have a clue the lad is there, because he hasn’t checked over his shoulder. This is what people are talking about when they say he causes us to leak 3+ goals per game, it’s little things like this rather than outwardly booting it in his own net or playing a striker clean through.

People have been telling me he’s been “fine” because he hasn’t made a direct howler that’s gifted the opposition a goal, but he hasn’t been fine because he’s not been doing basic duties that a centre back should be doing. It’s just about understanding the game really.

This was before the spurs game, so can add 2 more games and 7 conceded to these figures now.

Keanes last ten games starting for us

Played 10, won 2, lost 8
Scored 4, conceded 29
Conceded 3 or more goals in 7 out of those 10 games.
5 games conceded 3, 2 games conceded 4, one game conceded 6.

The lad should never play for us again.

I'll do an analogy, if you work in a company that does projects, and usually the projects are done pretty much on time, but whenever you have a certain lad on your team the project always comes in way behind schedule even though he doesn't appear to be the cause directly.

After a certain number of projects you'll start to figure out the root cause.

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

The bottom line is, the more matches he starts, the less chance we have of avoiding being relegated. All you Keane apologists please take note.

 

[Kantareller]

He is so pathetic

 

[Efcjake]

The way he pretends to be a defender irritates me tremendously

 

[james2805]

Abysmal defending. Didn't even jump properly. Was favourite for that

 

[Goodisongang]

Has there ever been a cb in premier league history to be at fault for as many goals as his big stupid gammon?

 

[grandjoeblue]

Consistently rubbish.

 

[Saint Domingo]

Get out the club you fat carthorse

 

[NeilMorepies]

Keane’s fault for the goal again.
How is he shorter when he jumps???

 

[Bebeto]

With him in the side there is just no way we'll get anything from the game...wake up dyche!!!

 

[arch stanton]

Abysmal defending. Didn't even jump properly. Was favourite for that

got his feet all wrong so he couldnt jump

 

[Bluelenny1984]

Utterly crap

 

[MACCA75]

Hopefully his last ever appearance for us.