welshtoffee
Player Valuation: £25m
Give him the benefit of the doubt this season, but by christ he has been truly awful.
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toffee-L
Player Valuation: £20m
Garbo. I've utterly hated us this season. It's beyond laughable that this dope has been rewarded with a starting spot after we got beat by Burnley.
Thank god this season is over. Its going to take serious coaching to turn Keane into a footballer (if it's even possible). anything near the 15mil mark I'd be very tempted to get rid.
Thank god this season is over. Its going to take serious coaching to turn Keane into a footballer (if it's even possible). anything near the 15mil mark I'd be very tempted to get rid.
Blues Harp
Player Valuation: £60m
Get rid...
TheBlueGibbon
Player Valuation: £40m
That explains Pennington's new contract. He night actually be better than Keane and Williams.
Zatara
Player Valuation: £100m
To be fair in the games he played for us he looked average at best -- which is indeed better than Keane and Williams.
diggerdestroyer
Player Valuation: £40m
He really did have a shocker today; it was almost like he'd forgotten all the basics of defending
To have forgotten one must already have known the basics
diggerdestroyer
Player Valuation: £40m
But this is a real example of everton. Look at our over blown squad full of average crap who never will make a premier league player. Pennington is just another one. Insanity.
sheedys left foot
Player Valuation: £10m
Better defenders than Keane:
The maginot line
Pro eu politicians
Oj Simpson prosecutors
The chocolate tip of a cornetto
Cling film
Factor 5 sun lotion
David Haye
Saruman
Judas iscariot
The maginot line
Pro eu politicians
Oj Simpson prosecutors
The chocolate tip of a cornetto
Cling film
Factor 5 sun lotion
David Haye
Saruman
Judas iscariot
Callum_efc
Player Valuation: £5m
He had a breakdown during Southampton away. He was injured for about a month after it.
The Reverand
Player Valuation: £1m
He'll have had to improved dramatically on loan to be a premier league centre half- although not much to be better than Keane or Williams
Market trader
Player Valuation: £1m
At least two, and a defensive midfielder. And a left full back. Let's properly sort out this defence this time. The rest will have to wait for another day. (To challenge for a top four place will need the contribution of two managers not one. Just a thought.)
Dreadful. Absolutely dreadful at everything.
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