2017/18 Michael Keane

[Zeke]

I now no why united didn't rate this kid.. he's slow and when you play as high up the pitch as united can he's screwed.

It's like the club went who are the slowest players available in the league and Europe cause we need some of that!!

 

[Steve0]

I now no why united didn't rate this kid.. he's slow and when you play as high up the pitch as united can he's screwed.

It's like the club went who are the slowest players available in the league and Europe cause we need some of that!!

He's been quite a bit worse than I thought he'd be but he isn't slow at all.

 

[anton66]

He's absolutely caught square footed all the time with players waltzing past him. Really poor performances from him so far.

 

[Zeke]

He's been quite a bit worse than I thought he'd be but he isn't slow at all.

He's pretty slow compared to most of the other decent CB in this league is all I'm saying and he's not gonna get any quicker with age.

 

[brieverton]

I was shocked when I saw a very brief excerpt of the post-match interview he did.

But not half as shocked and bewildered as he looked himself.

Was a complete indictment of Koeman and the coaching staff, the lad looked like a rabbit in the headlights with every ounce of confidence knocked out of him.

All of them look like that now.

 

[Kev50]

At the moment he's one of the worst centre backs I've ever seen play for us. Put any pressure on him and his head goes immediately. Positionslly he's dreadful

 

[when i score we riot]

He's gone badly Heitinga in a rather short time, hasn't he

 

[Papa Shango]

Thank heavens we hounded John Stones out. Terrible player.

Who hounded him out? He wanted to leave.

Stones would be having the same trouble as Keane if he was still here anyway.

 

[Steve Wigan]

When we sold Andre Gray for 18 million, the general reaction was disbelief he could possibly be worth that much. I don't think anyone thought that when we got 25 million for Keane. Ok, 'It's only Burnley', but he was so obviously a blindingly outstanding player for us. Not only that, but he never let his head drop, always performed with complete professionalism both on and off the pitch, and conducted himself admirably when it was time for him to leave.

If this is not the Michael Keane you are watching at Everton, then I think there is a case for saying there's something wrong at Everton, rather than something wrong with Keane.

Yes. Similarly,Tom Cleverly played the worst football of his career at Everton,but is back to playing very well at Watford. A pattern is emerging here.........

 

[Zatara]

@BlueToff I thought you said he was quick?

 

[Darth Toffeeman]

Has a sand wedge for a foot.

That's what attracted Ronald to him.....apparently

Training this morning...

 

[Brendan Janus]

Keane is absolutely awful. Plus he's got a square head.

I think we'd be better off with Max Headroom at centre back.

 

[BlueToff]

@BlueToff I thought you said he was quick?

I saw him last year plenty of times and he wasn't slow.

I think I actually said he wasn't rapid, but certainly quicker than Williams.

He's looked really sluggish recently though. Lost all of his confidence and playing alongside a different RB and LCB every game hasn't helped.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

He looked decent in pre-season. Every single one of the defence look all at sea this season.

 

[Jonte]

At the moment he's one of the worst centre backs I've ever seen play for us. Put any pressure on him and his head goes immediately. Positionslly he's dreadful

Sounds like stones.