Middle aged Man problems

[Yarrgh]

Been a few months since the last ear hair thread

At least it's been a long time since the losing your memory thread.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Got one of these for Xmas but it’s useless

Real men use a lighter on their ears after a shower. Might smell a bit funny but you have the ears of a teenager

 

[Nymzee]

That’s not for you to decide. You will know when the hairdresser first offers to trim them. Nearly spat in her face when I was first asked. Would have been about 35

My sister-in-law is my hairdresser so shocked she hasn’t told me already just to wind me up

 

[Cameron Manning]

I’ll join that place when I hit 50….. only a few more months to go

Who said you can join when you 50? Get back in the line you are only a baby, try when you are 60 you might have a chance, might not definite!

 

[Huyton Layne]

I went grey very early. Wasn't much of a problem until my nasal hair went grey. Now I have to pluck them or it looks like I've got snot in there. Also I wouldn't recommend trimmers. Nasal stubble felt horrible.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Who said you can join when you 50? Get back in the line you are only a baby, try when you are 60 you might have a chance, might not definite!

That better not be halfway!

 

[Blue 1]

Middle age is a mixed bag innit ….. your kids have left home, you get more free time , hopefully get to keep more of your own money etc … but with middle age comes a host of other problems.. one being the following…

Why does the hair on your head stop growing but the hair in your ears , your nose and your eyebrows grows like a jungle ??

Hahaha.

I'm 50 next year, my kids are just entering their teens, and my hair started disappearing in my late 20's.

God help me.

 

[tommye]

Nothing says 'bored and stuck in traffic' like plucking ear hairs.
What an absolute joy.

 

[Jimishorts]

Now I have to pluck them or it looks like I've got snot in there

Brings a tear to the eyes just thinking about it.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

39 years old this year and there are times that I'll wake up in the morning with a dodgy back

Starting to thin a little bit on the very top of my head now as well.

 

[chrismpw]

You'll soon discover parts of your body aren't your friends anymore. Arthritis, digestive system, aching muscles, prostate, eyesight all start falling apart.

I even gor an injury playing bowls last year. I'm not 60 yet ffs!

 

[summerisle]

Being irrationally annoyed that this is a repeat of :

Thread 'Getting old'

June 12, 2022

How rubbish is it?

Spent all day yesterday doing jobs around the house, picking up kids toys mainly! Now my back is actual broken.

Also ive noticed that my sentence forming is getting worse, missing complete words off sentences, adding words that dont belong, just general derpisms that I never made in my younger days. I aint even gonna talk about the penis things.

Lets have a good old moan about getting old.

Young uns, pipe down.

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[Cameron Manning]

That better not be halfway!

Well we are all living to an older age these days so I might have been ten years out with 60, more than likely it will be 70! Let the moderators decide who’s getting on the oldies threads!

 

[COYBL25]

Nothing says 'bored and stuck in traffic' like plucking ear hairs.
What an absolute joy.

Especially when you find a rogue long one, that had been hiding,

It’s like winning cup.

 

[tommye]

Especially when you find a rogue long one, that had been hiding,

It’s like winning cup.

Feels like it snaps off somewhere inside your head. #Winner