Middle aged Man problems

[Kurt.]

Things to expect, sadly.

Increased hair loss.

Decreased libido.

Increased recovery time, re minor knocks and illness.

Decreased memory.

Increased interest in M&S clothes.

Decreased interest in saving/ changing the world.

Increased interest in Weatherspoons meal and a pint deals.

And decreased memory

 

[Leylo]

Things to expect, sadly.

Increased hair loss.

Decreased libido.

Increased recovery time, re minor knocks and illness.

Decreased memory.

Increased interest in M&S clothes.

Decreased interest in saving/ changing the world.

Increased interest in Weatherspoons meal and a pint deals.

Went to weathys last Saturday on south road got some for both of us and pint each 18 quid ..we laughed and said wtf has happened to us

 

[Kurt.]

I’ve just spent the best part of the afternoon watching Mamma Mia on tv with the Mrs ffs…. Don’t ask

 

[Leylo]

I’ve just spent the best part of the afternoon watching Mamma Mia on tv with the Mrs ffs…. Don’t ask

Oh ffs

 

[Kurt.]

Oh ffs

There was a legitimate reason … I swear

 

[Pootsy]

I’ve just spent the best part of the afternoon watching Mamma Mia on tv with the Mrs ffs…. Don’t ask

unless the reward was a weekend away with all the bedside drawer toys (not defibrillator) then that’s acceptable. Otherwise you need to question yourself mate.

 

[Littlesue]

Mine does Eyebrows, inside ears, & inside nose with ease, no pain - have a good look the cheaper they are the painful they are ....

Any good for pubes?

 

[Kurt.]

Any good for pubes?

Just keep chewing them sue …. The council will be due around soon with their strimmers I’m sure

 

[Joey66]

Any good for pubes?

I suppose so .....

 

[tommye]

Any good for pubes?

Just keep chewing them sue …. The council will be due around soon with their strimmers I’m sure

 

[Jimishorts]

I’ve just spent the best part of the afternoon watching Mamma Mia on tv with the Mrs ffs…. Don’t ask

Thought that would have be right up your alley.

We’ve all got them, guilty pleasures … but you won’t admit it as you’re afraid of ridicule … well I’m above ridicule and will start you off with 3 great films I love and none of them feature any of yer mar’s before we go there .

Love Actually
Notting Hill
Top Gun Maverick


Not even arsed guys. Tell us yours

 

[Prevenger17]

One problem I don't contend with is hair loss. I have a hairy family, and my bonce remains a fulsome and plentiful continuation of that legacy

 

[GrandOldTeam]

What is middle aged these days?

 

[Kurt.]

What is middle aged these days?

I would say 30-60

 

[MisterJ]

As soon as I got to 50 I started getting bowel cancer test kits.

This was within a week of my birthday, were the NHS trying to tell me something?