Middle aged Man problems

[Blue 1]

You'll soon discover parts of your body aren't your friends anymore. Arthritis, digestive system, aching muscles, prostate, eyesight all start falling apart.

I even gor an injury playing bowls last year. I'm not 60 yet ffs!

This is already happening. I tore a muscle in my calf having a kick about with my lad about 6 months ago FFS.

 

[canuckblue]

Middle age is a mixed bag innit ….. your kids have left home, you get more free time , hopefully get to keep more of your own money etc … but with middle age comes a host of other problems.. one being the following…

Why does the hair on your head stop growing but the hair in your ears , your nose and your eyebrows grows like a jungle ??

Because of all the fertilizer on the inside?

 

[Littlesue]

Just keep chewing them sue …. The council will be due around soon with their strimmers I’m sure

What! With my arthritic hip!!

 

[Goodison87]

Mrs and kids started called me Meldrew a few years back if I burst into a rant about anything. Any minor complaint I make is now classed as a major over exaggeration!

Can handle that, water off a ducks back but the random aches and pains and indigestion don’t half do my head in. Oh and hangovers now feel like my final moments playing out in front of me. Life hay, on a plus note 1.5 reading glasses have given me back 1990’s reading super powers.

 

[Bedfordblue]

At what age does the elasticity of one’s scrotum fail to the point I can expect my plumbs to hang out the bottom of my boxers?

 

[RufusCat]

At what age does the elasticity of one’s scrotum fail to the point I can expect my plumbs to hang out the bottom of my boxers?

55-60ish

 

[Tony Hibbert's Wife]

Increased interest in M&S clothes.

It's my Birthday today and the Mrs got me a pair of slippers, a multi pack of boxer-briefs and a multi-pack of socks - all from Marks & Sparks.

I'm 43 fgs!!

 

[Littlesue]

At what age does the elasticity of one’s scrotum fail to the point I can expect my plumbs to hang out the bottom of my boxers?

Send a pic and we can gauge it from there

 

[Bryan+]

Genuine ones from me

1. The drip lasting longer than the actual pee
2. Becoming a yellow label ninja
3. Being confused by anything and everythin
4. Dizzy spells followed by wondering if you’re about to meet the big man
5. Treasuring your handwritten notes
6. Owning several pairs of expensive headphones
7. One pair of trabs that go with everything
8. Same with coat

 

[Joey66]

Got one of these for Xmas but it’s useless

Must be cheap mine is top notch...

 

[Noisy noise annoys]

At what age does the elasticity of one’s scrotum fail to the point I can expect my plumbs to hang out the bottom of my boxers?

I have always had notoriously small balls, walnuts if you will, now....like a cricket ball in a carrier bag. I am so proud

 

[Joey66]

Genuine ones from me

1. The drip lasting longer than the actual pee
2. Becoming a yellow label ninja
3. Being confused by anything and everythin
4. Dizzy spells followed by wondering if you’re about to meet the big man
5. Treasuring your handwritten notes
6. Owning several pairs of expensive headphones
7. One pair of trabs that go with everything
8. Same with coat

Dizzy BP mate see a GP....

 

[Bedfordblue]

Send a pic and we can gauge it from there

55-60ish

I’m 52, but I fear I’ve lost some already.

 

[Eggs]

…..I knew I was that age when bits of me started to wobble when using the stairs.

 

[Joey66]

…..I knew I was that age when bits of me started to wobble when using the stairs.

I realised when the stairs creaked & then I started to follow .......