Middle aged Man problems

[Tramps_mate]

Middle age is a mixed bag innit ….. your kids have left home, you get more free time , hopefully get to keep more of your own money etc … but with middle age comes a host of other problems.. one being the following…

Why does the hair on your head stop growing but the hair in your ears , your nose and your eyebrows grows like a jungle ??

Back ache. Can't read my phone without glasses. Re-pointing walls..

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

I have always had notoriously small balls, walnuts if you will, now....like a cricket ball in a carrier bag. I am so proud

TMI

 

[Rita_Poon]

TMI

It was the 'a cricket ball' - singular, that worried me.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

It was the 'a cricket ball' - singular, that worried me.

And on that note, there's more than one reason we middle-aged me sit down slower...

 

[Groucho]

Middle age is a mixed bag innit ….. your kids have left home, you get more free time , hopefully get to keep more of your own money etc … but with middle age comes a host of other problems.. one being the following…

Why does the hair on your head stop growing but the hair in your ears , your nose and your eyebrows grows like a jungle ??

I can’t sleep a full night without getting up to pee at least once.

 

[Rita_Poon]

I can’t sleep a full night without getting up to pee at least once.

Knock caffeine on the head totally.
You have a sauna or steam recreation centre local? Bit of swimming bit of a sweat? Bladder can't hold liquid the body doesn't have.

 

[Vintage]

Mine does Eyebrows, inside ears, & inside nose with ease, no pain - have a good look the cheaper they are the painful they are ....

They are a great job for the nose, arse and ear hair

 

[Blue peter]

I’m 52, but I fear I’ve lost some already.
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That looks like Andy Hinchcliffes nose

 

[Rita_Poon]

They are a great job for the nose, arse and ear hair

 

[Vintage]

And on that note, there's more than one reason we middle-aged me sit down slower...

Happend to me a year or so ago in a boozer down the road meeting a few the lads. Sat down too quick on a wooden bench on my left nut. Followed by a high pitched groan and slow teary collapse on to my side. Course the lads had to tell the whole bar and ended up with the name big balls for a while so happy enough with that rather than saggy balls

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Happend to me a year or so ago in a boozer down the road meeting a few the lads. Sat down too quick on a wooden bench on my left nut. Followed by a high pitched groan and slow teary collapse on to my side. Course the lads had to tell the whole bar and ended up with the name big balls for a while so happy enough with that rather than saggy balls

Only takes one time....

 

[Thomasc]

Just found out my cholesterol is up so recommend a statin.

I’ve never had any health issues been very lucky. I know it’s because I’ve been eating a load of crap for a few months, pastries, cakes and love my butter and eggs.

Usually do enough exercise to counter it but hadn’t done much for a couple of months until started running again end of January.

Getting older sucks.

Anybody here on statins? I’ve said I’ll take them for 3 months to get my cholesterol back down along with eating more sensibly and I’m exercising again now.

 

[Vintage]

Only takes one time....

Anytime since walking into the bar and the pint is handed out to me and I glance over at that bloody bench

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Anybody here on statins?

Lipitor (Atorvastatin) meself...mainly due to my kidney issue affecting my heart as well so doc is being precautious. As of a teleconference with my nephrologist yesterday, my condition has been holding steady for basically almost a year now so I'm hoping to make it to a transplant (typically 3-5 years without a living donor) without eventually needing dialysis.

 

[gonetomorrow]

Ingrowing eyelash, lower right eye. Grows back every 2/3 months and is irritating. Getting to know Boots optometrist very well.