Middle aged Man problems

[Tramps_mate]

Middle age is a mixed bag innit ….. your kids have left home, you get more free time , hopefully get to keep more of your own money etc … but with middle age comes a host of other problems.. one being the following…

Why does the hair on your head stop growing but the hair in your ears , your nose and your eyebrows grows like a jungle ??

Back ache. Can't read my phone without glasses. Re-pointing walls..