Middle aged Man problems

[jaspercabbage]

The kind Albanian money launderer (sorry, Turkish barber) sorts this: trims the eyebrows and flame grills the nose and ears.

That's all well and good if you have a valid reason to go to a barber in the first place.

 

[cronullasharks]

Unfortunately this is usually half an hour before my alarm, I then have a dilemma, get up or miss out on a half hour sleep, I usually go for the latter and fall asleep about 5 mins before my alarm then wished I'd just got up in the first place

Or fall into that deep a sleep you sleep through 52 alarms and are 3 hours late