Minor Conspiracy Theories

[Yarrgh]

Or 'They' don't want you to know.

I know very little so it's working, whoever they are.

 

[summerisle]

So why didn't the swear filter activate?

It's a conspiracy alright mate. You're at the centre of it ...

I haven't monetised it very well.

 

[tonyhorne]

I haven't monetised it very well.

No wonder some people think conspiracy theorists are total losers ...

 

[summerisle]

No wonder some people think conspiracy theorists are total losers ...

That's what we want you to think....

 

[Nightman]

So many people are suddenly allergic to peanuts. The peanuts are emitting toxins as an evolutionary defense mechanism. They're tired of being eaten, and now they're fighting back.

Gluten intolerance. Wtf is that about? Everyone under 30 has it.

Gluten is a bloody made up thing. Follow the money...gluten free products bought to you by the same people who make bloody gluten products...but charge a quid more.

 

[Taifi gorm]

Gluten intolerance. Wtf is that about? Everyone under 30 has it.

Gluten is a bloody made up thing. Follow the money...gluten free products bought to you by the same people who make bloody gluten products...but charge a quid more.

Had a woman explain to me before how she was deathly allergic to protein. Not a specific protein nó all protein. It was at that moment I realised mass murderers are true visionaries.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Had a woman explain to me before how she was deathly allergic to protein. Not a specific protein nó all protein. It was at that moment I realised mass murderers are true visionaries.

Did you offer her some 100% organic self produce?

 

[Taifi gorm]

Did you offer her some 100% organic self produce?

Unfortunately I did

 

[Rita_Poon]

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Unfortunately I did

"Get to the chopper" ?

 

[summerisle]

St. George's 'Town Hall.'

 

[magicjuan]

St. George's 'Town Hall.'

That's a re-hash of an EU objective from the 80s

 

[Bedfordblue]

So many people are suddenly allergic to peanuts. The peanuts are emitting toxins as an evolutionary defense mechanism. They're tired of being eaten, and now they're fighting back.

They’re seeds though right? Supposed to be eaten and then pooped out far a field to reproduce and take over the world!

 

[summerisle]

 

[summerisle]

 

[Naisy'sCharitableLeanings]

I very much hope not - ‘fuming’ (geddit!?) if true…