Minor Conspiracy Theories

[davids]

hello, Ricky lambert here…

The dangers of heading the ball too often finally proved.

 

[ClausThomsen]

For context, this is the ‘science’ he is referring to https://www.irishtimes.com/news/sci...-of-creating-beautiful-or-ugly-water-1.574583

And has (obviously) been widely debunked but it doesn’t stop thick folk and grifters boldly proclaiming that this is ‘science’

Amazing stuff and like the article says the human body is largely water so by this logic....

Emoto’s experiments involve exposing glasses of water to various words, pictures or music, then freezing the water and examining the frozen crystals under a microscope. Emoto claims that positive words and emotions, classical music and positive prayer directed at the water produce beautiful crystals, while negative words and emotions and crude music, such as heavy metal, produce ugly crystals.

The people coming out of Last Night At The Proms or an Andre Rieu show will be more attractive than people coming out of a metal gig?

 

[Cels]

Usually, I use water to drink and wash, but apparently...
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Here are a few ways water can be used for healing:​

Add salt to water and use it in a certain way and there is nothing that you cannot conquer.

Add limes to water and use the water to clean your house to remove negative vibrations or use in a bath.

Pray over water and wet your yard to calm down a quarrel which is happening or brewing.

Place two glasses of water behind your door to catch negative energies from entering your home. Dump it daily and refresh it.

Put a container of water under your bed, where you lay your head, to have clearer dreams or to remember your dreams.

Use water and salt to sprinkle in your yard or your front door if you suspect some witch has thrown Juju there.

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[Amw79]

I see Lambert has become a critical thinker just like Le Tissier.

I might get onto them both on Twitter as have some magic beans to sell them. I’ll say they protect you from vaccine shedding 5G negativity rays, see if I get any joy.

 

[summerisle]

 

[magicjuan]

Plumb by name...

 

[Cool_Blue]

"Big rice" intentionally design their packaging that spills rice everywhere, forcing you to buy more rice.

This is definitely true, pasta packaging also lol

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Not sure its minor like but...

 

[magicjuan]

Amazing stuff and like the article says the human body is largely water so by this logic....

Emoto’s experiments involve exposing glasses of water to various words, pictures or music, then freezing the water and examining the frozen crystals under a microscope. Emoto claims that positive words and emotions, classical music and positive prayer directed at the water produce beautiful crystals, while negative words and emotions and crude music, such as heavy metal, produce ugly crystals.

The people coming out of Last Night At The Proms or an Andre Rieu show will be more attractive than people coming out of a metal gig?

 

[Joey66]

Petrol is expensive because they want you to buy electric cars.

At £35- 40 million & 2 hours to recharge if you can find a charger station that works - petrol is cheap

 

[Joey66]

Not sure its minor like but...

The desert sand on his astronaut boits gave it away lol

 

[Connor mcloud]

Usually, I use water to drink and wash, but apparently...
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Here are a few ways water can be used for healing:​

Add salt to water and use it in a certain way and there is nothing that you cannot conquer.

Add limes to water and use the water to clean your house to remove negative vibrations or use in a bath.

Pray over water and wet your yard to calm down a quarrel which is happening or brewing.

Place two glasses of water behind your door to catch negative energies from entering your home. Dump it daily and refresh it.

Put a container of water under your bed, where you lay your head, to have clearer dreams or to remember your dreams.

Use water and salt to sprinkle in your yard or your front door if you suspect some witch has thrown Juju there.

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It's not Juju the witch in our house throws

 

[Bedfordblue]

Is he talking about bird flu?

 

[woomy]

At £35- 40 million & 2 hours to recharge if you can find a charger station that works - petrol is cheap

I thought electric cars were expensive, but jeez £35-40m. Not sure i will bite the bullet just yet.

 

[Cels]

An avian race you say?

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