minor things that make you fume

[Eggs]

....not sure it's a Liverpool thing, but lads who in public almost permanently have their hands down the front of their pants. Not sure what's going on in there but I doubt they wash their hands before dinner.

 

[lancs blue]

I was sat in a reliant scimitar I had once, in a car park, when an overweight woman in a Chelsea tractor (thy all are, who do this) literally threw her door open into mine. It was done with such force the car shook. I got out to assess the damage and, rather than make any apology, she glared at me with bile, distain and venom in her eyes as though it were my fault.
I told her that she would be less of an utterly selfish bloated individual if she took more care of other people's possessions when out in public and let her know what a frightful individual she was with her lack of social skills.

Swindon that.

was this whilst she was chewing on your leg

 

[summerisle]

Bought a refill pack of razor blades. Encased in plastic, and after spending 20 minutes trying to open the bloody thing, I eventually had to use a hammer and chisel. Have discovered they don't fit the razor, lovely start to the morning.

 

[chrismpw]

Bought a refill pack of razor blades. Encased in plastic, and after spending 20 minutes trying to open the bloody thing, I eventually had to use a hammer and chisel. Have discovered they don't fit the razor, lovely start to the morning.

I've noticed similar. Often the plastic of the packaging is more robust and resilient than the plastic the product inside is made of.

 

[Deleted member 24970]

The prospect of Newcastle getting promoted.

Hoards of deluded, replica shirt wearing, beauts telling the Sky Camera's that they will win the Prem next season.

Slow down Leo, you went from a fume on Newcastle, to a fume on Liverpool in two lines...

 

[LEONARD]

....not sure it's a Liverpool thing, but lads who in public almost permanently have their hands down the front of their pants. Not sure what's going on in there but I doubt they wash their hands before dinner.

See this all the time, surely it's some kind of indecency offence?

Why isn't Sgt Knacker of the Yard arresting these lowlifes?

 

[degsy]

....not sure it's a Liverpool thing, but lads who in public almost permanently have their hands down the front of their pants. Not sure what's going on in there but I doubt they wash their hands before dinner.

with a bit of luck they'll poison themselves

 

[Eggs]

with a bit of luck they'll poison themselves

...or castrate themselves.

 

[degsy]

...or castrate themselves.

or the drugs they stash down there will leach into their nuts

 

[JonS]

The shop Tiger. A Scandinavian chain that sells cheap and (to my mind) pretty useless tat.

Women seem to love it...

 

[GwladysPhil]

Not being able to upload an avatar

 

[Midnitemike]

Being asked to park up at a drive-thru

 

[Toast]

Being asked to park up at a drive-thru

Whilst this is a deffo fume..

IF, you ordered some fancy limited edition burger instead of a standard Big Mac for example, you deserve the wait.

 

[COYBL25]

strangely arousing though,

....not sure it's a Liverpool thing, but lads who in public almost permanently have their hands down the front of their pants. Not sure what's going on in there but I doubt they wash their hands before dinner.

Normally clad in head to toe North Face and say " iz right lad " into their phones constantly.

I think it could be a jail thing, letting other men, who are walking towards them, know that they're open to offers of a bunk up ?.

 

[GwladysBlue]

Seeing/hearing Conor McGregor.

Such an attention seeking bellend.