minor things that make you fume

[WA Toffee]

People telling other people to apologise for something (usually some no mark celebrity or politician who has "offended" some group)

 

[ArtetaMoney]

Walking into a toilet cubicle in work after someone has just destroyed it... Didn't need any tea tonight after the mouthful I chowed down on

 

[muddy mudguard]

My employee drives me effing nuts! He is a minor thing, but for some unknown reason I allow him to make me fume!

He rolls in at 8:30am (works starts at 8am) looking like he's only just got up, then effs off again at 5:50pm - no specific time to finish just whatever it takes. He works in sales like me and has no pipeline at all!

Me thinks the employer equivalent of the banning stick is about to be wielded!

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

When you go in a pub and ask for a pint of Coke and they say “It’s Pepsi, is that alright?”. What are they expecting me to say? “No, that’s not good enough and I demand to speak to your manager!”? Just serve me my fizzy dirge and stop wasting my time. We both know I’m only ordering this because I’ve got to drive later, so let’s speed things along; Baines has got a free kick on the edge of the area!

 

[The Cowboy]

When you go in a pub and ask for a pint of Coke and they say “It’s Pepsi, is that alright?”. What are they expecting me to say? “No, that’s not good enough and I demand to speak to your manager!”? Just serve me my fizzy dirge and stop wasting my time. We both know I’m only ordering this because I’ve got to drive later, so let’s speed things along; Baines has got a free kick on the edge of the area!

Was it Rich Hall who joked about this? Both Pepsi and Coke spend $$$ each year in advertising, you walk into a pub ask for a Coke, they say 'It's Pepsi', and you say 'meh, whatever'.

 

[Bungle]

Was it Rich Hall who joked about this? Both Pepsi and Coke spend $$$ each year in advertising, you walk into a pub ask for a Coke, they say 'It's Pepsi', and you say 'meh, whatever'.

Rich Hall's great, have you seen his sketch about Tom Cruise movies? I think I've mentioned it on here before.

 

[sageyefc]

When you go in a pub and ask for a pint of Coke and they say “It’s Pepsi, is that alright?”. What are they expecting me to say? “No, that’s not good enough and I demand to speak to your manager!”? Just serve me my fizzy dirge and stop wasting my time. We both know I’m only ordering this because I’ve got to drive later, so let’s speed things along; Baines has got a free kick on the edge of the area!

A full pint of coke, bad for you that mate

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

A full pint of coke, bad for you that mate

It's like drinking battery acid, so I hear.....

 

[Baines' left foot]

Rich Hall's great, have you seen his sketch about Tom Cruise movies? I think I've mentioned it on here before.

Love that sketch. Rich Hall is ace.

 

[evertoniandy]

When the Outlook app on your phone decides to keep everything you want to send in your outbox. Raging.

 

[Dell Boy]

Booked a taxi for 8pm tonight. Just got a text saying running late but can do 8.30 instead. I booked the can this morning FFS.

 

[Dell Boy]

Taxi driver - already late - likes to spend the whole 30 min journey talking about how he's been up for 24 hours and is heading home after this trip before he ends up killing himself*

*whilst doing 80mph in the rain in a crap old Citroen

 

[quasi modo]

The ones who knock on your door trying to get donations for young Mohammed in Sudan or do you want to adopt a lion in India.

 

[RAFUH]

Having an avatar identity crisis.

 

[ilikecheese]

Having an avatar identity crisis.

LOL...where did you get the old one...used to be a gif...never could make out what it all said