minor things that make you fume

[Dell Boy]

The way some dunces say 'mate' or 'lad' at the end of a sentence.

Excuse me mate but aren't you the lad that waxed on recently about your pastime as a transvestite and self-abusing your testicles? If so you should be the last one spouting off like this. Lad.

 

[TheFinnFan]

The way some dunces say 'mate' or 'lad' at the end of a sentence.

Whats up lad

LOLZ

 

[Charlie Bigtime]

See what I mean!

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

See what I mean!

See what mate?

 

[Charlie Bigtime]

What about the weasely little nerds reading books on buses and trains. They really scuff my balls that lot. Ooh look at me, I'm reading in public. Put it away you plonker.

 

[Fuleco]

The adverb utterly.

 

[Dell Boy]

Getting an erection in the middle of a meeting when there's not remotely a hot lady in attendance

 

[RAFUH]

The adverb utterly.

Especially when the person trying to use it spells it udderly

 

[bluemangroup]

Getting an erection in the middle of a meeting when there's not remotely a hot lady in attendance

Given that you're a teacher, this is weird.

 

[Bungle]

Especially when the person trying to use it spells it udderly

Hahaha yeah same here

 

[Sapie88]

Given that you're a teacher, this is weird.

I'm not allowed to be a teacher.

 

[Bungle]

I'm not allowed to be a teacher.

Why not mate? If you work hard enough and put in the hours you can be anything you set your mind to.

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Getting an erection in the middle of a meeting when there's not remotely a hot lady in attendance

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Why not mate? If you work hard enough and put in the hours you can be anything you set your mind to.

I think he means he's on the register mate

 

[bluemangroup]

I'm not allowed to be a teacher.

I think you've got everything it takes, like Bungle says, you just have to work at it.