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minor things that make you fume

Armel said:
I hate them. They are difficult to kill so it's best to resort to such devices:

You just need something net-like, a black plastic ball, and something like an inverted bottle. It's easy to make yourself. They are attracted to the black ball (they are attracted to dark colours and heat; hence you use a black ball). They sit on it. Try to fly up, end up in the bottle. They get stuck, they die. During the summer; you'll easily get half a bottle/day.
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I wonder if the fox hunters want to play this instead?
 
Armel said:
I hate them. They are difficult to kill so it's best to resort to such devices:

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You just need something net-like, a black plastic ball, and something like an inverted bottle. It's easy to make yourself. They are attracted to the black ball (they are attracted to dark colours and heat; hence you use a black ball). They sit on it. Try to fly up, end up in the bottle. They get stuck, they die. During the summer; you'll easily get half a bottle/day.
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Blimey! Who thought that up!? Like the reasoning, but it looks like something thought up by Josef Mengele.
 

Just been to the cash machine at our local Post Office, which promptly swallowed my card.

When I went into report it, the lady behind the counter says " oh, we've been having problems with it all week !!! ".

Net result, I have no card, no cash and have to wait at least five days for a new one.

If there hadn't been a queue in the post office, I'd have POLITELY asked her why they hadn't turned it off if, due to the problems they'd been having.

:rant::rant::rant:
 
COYBL25 said:
Just been to the cash machine at our local Post Office, which promptly swallowed my card.

When I went into report it, the lady behind the counter says " oh, we've been having problems with it all week !!! ".

Net result, I have no card, no cash and have to wait at least five days for a new one.

If there hadn't been a queue in the post office, I'd have POLITELY asked her why they hadn't turned it off if, due to the problems they'd been having.

:rant::rant::rant:
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Ahahaha, such a classic local post office thing. Can't stand them.
 

Baines' left foot said:
My housemate posted a birthday message for her cat (?!?!?) today saying that it's the best cat ever.

In reality everyone expect her hates the cat. It's a fkn nuisance. I'm fairly sure the cat doesn't have Facebook either.
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The cat went up massively in my opinion yesterday. It brutally killed a bird outside the patio window right in front of her. She was horrified and I couldn't stop laughing. On its birthday too. Perfect.
 
Baines' left foot said:
The cat went up massively in my opinion yesterday. It brutally killed a bird outside the patio window right in front of her. She was horrified and I couldn't stop laughing. On its birthday too. Perfect.
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Best thing my cats have ever done was brutally murder a bird on mrs ij's birthday and bring it to her as a present leaving blood splattered everywhere.
I'll never forget her calling me asking me to come home and deal with it. I just laughed at her and hung up!
 

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