minor things that make you fume

[Ashtonian]

bloody milk. You buy it from a shop and a day later it is going off. Just went to make a a cuppa in work and the giant milk that was like 2 quid the other day is now out of date and turning.

 

[Bungle]

Small black birds that think they can talk.

Even worse when they kick off in elevators

 

[rascal]

Cling film

 

[Tree13]

People who carry on a mobile phone conversation while being served in a shop/bar/whatever, staggeringly rude.

Massive, massive, massive prams in tiny tiny coffee bars.

Riotous kids in pubs, not so much the kids but the pig ignorant bellend parents.

People who don't put their frigging free weights back on the racks. i.e. 99% of the people that go to my gym.

People who drop their weights from head/chest height. You look so cool brah.

People who wear 'snapback' caps in the gym. It's not sunny in here you meff.

People who don't use sweat towels in the gym and leak all over the equipment.

People who sprint around the indoor running track. You look utterly ridiculous.

People who take benches/dumbbells to the other end of the gym and leave them there.

ALL of these should be punishable by death. With the possible exception of the indoor running which isn't, for me, in the same category of selfish ignorance that the others are.

 

[Blue 1]

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People who drop their weights from head/chest height. You look so cool brah.

They should all be murdered.

 

[Blue 1]

Wrens during mating season, noisy little bastards!

 

[meagher94]

Parents who dress identical twins identically.

People using the word 'literally' to emphasize metaphors.

Use of the word 'Warchest' to talk about money available for transfers. People shouldn't learn English from tabloids ffs.

We literally have a warchest this summer, don't we mate?

 

[toffeesnuggs]

So called mates.
Most of my family.
The general public, nobheads.

 

[bluemangroup]

People who don't put their frigging free weights back on the racks. i.e. 99% of the people that go to my gym.

People who drop their weights from head/chest height. You look so cool brah.

People who wear 'snapback' caps in the gym. It's not sunny in here you meff.

People who don't use sweat towels in the gym and leak all over the equipment.

People who sprint around the indoor running track. You look utterly ridiculous.

People who take benches/dumbbells to the other end of the gym and leave them there.

So youre enjoying Total Fitness then?

 

[Tree13]

Drivers who are behind me, overtake me and pull in in front of me, causing me to break. Why do you do it you *******.

Two possible reasons:

1) Are you driving in the wrong lane (ie middle lane when the leftmost is clear, or outer when the middle is clear)? The amount of british drivers who rigidly refuse to alter their speed or the lane they're in absolutely baffles me.

2) They know that you can't spell brake, and it makes them fume?

 

[Bruce Wayne]

The clocks changing. Was just getting used to nice sunny mornings, then they go and change it all.

Oh, and the clocks changing at different times of the year in different countries.

 

[Baines' left foot]

So youre enjoying Total Fitness then?

Haha. It's good besides that.

Another thing that annoys me is when you park your car in the furthest corner of a car park and someone parks next to it. Even though there's a million other spaces nearer to the building! I mean just WHY?

 

[Fuleco]

Haha. It's good besides that.

Another thing that annoys me is when you park your car in the furthest corner of a car park and someone parks next to it. Even though there's a million other spaces nearer to the building! I mean just WHY?

Safety in numbers.

 

[FTY]

People who don't put their frigging free weights back on the racks. i.e. 99% of the people that go to my gym.

People who drop their weights from head/chest height. You look so cool brah.

People who wear 'snapback' caps in the gym. It's not sunny in here you meff.

People who don't use sweat towels in the gym and leak all over the equipment.

People who sprint around the indoor running track. You look utterly ridiculous.

People who take benches/dumbbells to the other end of the gym and leave them there.

People who use dumbbells on the bench pressing bench.

 

[wm02]

Squirrels. Just seeing one of them makes my blood pressure rise