minor things that make you fume

[Barry Horne's Love Child]

pairs/groups of people walking ridiculously slowly together down narrow corridors, fat people doing this but bang in the middle of said corridor, idiots standing in daft places i.e the top of escalators/doorways.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

You know the mats you get in the gym for doing sit-ups and that on? It bugs the hell out of me when some scrote walks over them. So because you're too fricking lazy to walk around them, I've got to lie in all the crud you've just brought in from outsides on your shoes.

I appreciate it's like a proper first world problem and all

 

[Billy Dean]

pairs/groups of people walking ridiculously slowly together down narrow corridors, fat people doing this but bang in the middle of said corridor, idiots standing in daft places i.e the top of escalators/doorways.

This achieves maximum fumage on the Billy Dean fume scale.

 

[Jacko93]

You know the mats you get in the gym for doing sit-ups and that on? It bugs the hell out of me when some scrote walks over them. So because you're too fricking lazy to walk around them, I've got to lie in all the crud you've just brought in from outsides on your shoes.

I appreciate it's like a proper first world problem and all lol

It's no doubt those same people that circle the car park waiting for people to leave, so that they can park as close as possible to the front door, then park in the parent spaces or disabled spaces. Some even park in the drop off area.

I mean clearly, I dont actually go to the gym, I just drop my kid off at the nursery there.............. But drives me insane anyway. If they could revoke their membership, I'd be all for it.

 

[Jacko93]

Run the hot water for a little longer mate.

Or run a fresh bath like, It's not 1793..............

 

[ste d' indica]

People who carry on a mobile phone conversation while being served in a shop/bar/whatever, staggeringly rude.

Massive, massive, massive prams in tiny tiny coffee bars.

Riotous kids in pubs, not so much the kids but the pig ignorant bellend parents.

And this, what would otherwise be my favourite Pink Floyd song.

 

[Jacko93]

Drivers who are behind me, overtake me and pull in in front of me, causing me to break. Why do you do it you *******.

Are you in the middle lane of the motorway when they do this?

 

[edie wakefield]

When you try to rip toilet roll width ways and it rips length ways instead, leaving you with a piece in your hand and a piece still attached,
both now too thin for balloon knot polishing

 

[toffeepie1878]

drivers who feel the need to pass you out and show you their Ferrari performance only to turn off 100 yards up the road at an exit.

 

[Ashtonian]

Greggs in the morning.

either a nice butty and crap coffee or via versa.

Some times they even make your coffee large, only to give you scraps of bacon....

 

[Baines' left foot]

People who don't put their frigging free weights back on the racks. i.e. 99% of the people that go to my gym.

People who drop their weights from head/chest height. You look so cool brah.

People who wear 'snapback' caps in the gym. It's not sunny in here you meff.

People who don't use sweat towels in the gym and leak all over the equipment.

People who sprint around the indoor running track. You look utterly ridiculous.

People who take benches/dumbbells to the other end of the gym and leave them there.

 

[Elong]

Women's farts.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

People who don't put their frigging free weights back on the racks. i.e. 99% of the people that go to my gym.

People who drop their weights from head/chest height. You look so cool brah.

People who wear 'snapback' caps in the gym. It's not sunny in here you meff.

People who don't use sweat towels in the gym and leak all over the equipment.

People who sprint around the indoor running track. You look utterly ridiculous.

People who take benches/dumbbells to the other end of the gym and leave them there.

Mate of mine whose a personal trainer despises this, his motto is if you can't put them down you shouldn't pick them up. All the fellas benching 40s and breaking the floorboards when they drop them.

 

[tommye]

people who whine about trivial sh1t.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Having to fill the kettle
Having to change the loo roll