minor things that make you fume

[COYBL25]

I agree mate, doesn't sound enjoyable for kids that age. The parents should get their reflected amusement somewhere else. Lol at those that actually rent limousines, there are better and probably more educational ways to spend money on your children.

It's not just that, it's divisive too.

You've got all these vacuous patents chucking money at their kids for an American themed non event, which puts massive peer pressure on the parents without the sort of money required to spend money they haven't got just to save face.

 

[muddywolfjohnson]

My female colleagues at work talk all day everyday about their kids. Does my head in.

 

[ToePeg]

You couldn't be more right about it being the Mums.

The "outrage " was mainly about the fact that they'd been denied their " right " to dress their eleven year old daughters up like the poor girls in My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding.

Some of them had even arranged " prom dates " for some poor lad who knew nothing about it.

I should've put a counter complaint in that my lad had been denied his " right " to get stuck into a load of " grabbing " at the prom lol

Just let them be kids for as long as they can FFS, the adult world and all the crap that goes with it, will catch up with them soon enough.

Absolutely right about trying to keep children as children for as long as possible. It can be a battle but one worth fighting.
Gypsy style 'grabbing' at the prom, had me in stitches.

 

[COYBL25]

My female colleagues at work talk all day everyday about their kids. Does my head in.

It's because they're lives are empty and dull mate and have nothing else to talk about.

If you pretended to take an interest, I'd wager that at least one of them would be up for it on the sly

 

[chrismpw]

Going to bed fit and well.

Failing to sleep well.

Waking with a crick in the neck, stiff shoulder and massive tongue ulcer.

Today's going to be a cracker.

 

[roydo]

Moronic customers #2

Delivered a parcel to a customer at about 10.30 this morning.

Me. "Morning, parcel for you"

Her. "You are late" (Points at watch)

Me. "Sorry? How come?"

Her. "I Had a text saying you would be here by 9.00"

Me. "Yeah, by 9.00 PM"

Her. "But its half 10"

Me. "Yeah, in the morning. 9.00 PM is in the evening. Gives us some wriggle room if theres a problem"

Her. "So how am I supposed to know that?"

Me. "Know what?"

Her. "If its morning or evening?"

 

[LEONARD]

RS home games. Having to avoid the city center for at least 72 hours.

The moronic tourist hoards fly in on the Friday, it's the pilgrimage on Saturday, and Sunday they are still wandering lost around Church street.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Last night I made a wrong turn on the M6 due to a lorry blocking a sign.

Added half an hour on my journey FFS.

 

[summerisle]

RS home games. Having to avoid the city center for at least 72 hours.

The moronic tourist hoards fly in on the Friday, it's the pilgrimage on Saturday, and Sunday they are still wandering lost around Church street.

Coming home from work this evening encountered far too many of the pestilential effluent. Never fail to say f------ RS though.

 

[verreauxi]

I don't like "pair of sunglasses" or "pair of pants"? You wear pants and sunglasses. No longer do you wear a pair of pants or a pair of sunglasses. If you disagree, try ordering a right-eyed singular monocle that is shaded, or a left-legged circular leg-covering made of cotton/denim on Amazon.com**





**if you do try this, make sure to click on the Amazon button here on GOT in order to support their growing New World order domination.

 

[Toast]

Switching from virgin to sky and having to send my virgin tv box back and it's full of boss stuff I haven't got round to watching.

 

[Baines' left foot]

I've had a few days off work and turned on my computer to find a tonne of emails, the majority of which are people saying 'I'm in', 'count me in' etc. to a work social event. Morons can't just hit reply, they always have to reply all ffs.

 

[jal123]

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4:15am lol

 

[COYBL25]

I've had a few days off work and turned on my computer to find a tonne of emails, the majority of which are people saying 'I'm in', 'count me in' etc. to a work social event. Morons can't just hit reply, they always have to reply all ffs.

It's because they're insecure attention seeking, non entitles, with fragile egos, who wish they were MAGNIFICENT like you mate x

 

[chrismpw]

So the new washing machine I've received from the insurers, after the fire, is the equivalent of the make and model of the one I bought 17 years ago.

Apart from it has the modern illness. Instead of switching on and off you go, you switch it on and have to wait while it boots up. It's a washing machine ffs! Why does it need a brain that takes so long to wake up?

Bad enough with my Sony TV - the only thing I've ever bought and regretted. It takes over a minute to switch on and become responsive, and even then it never shoes me anything worth watching.

Patience? I have absolutely no time for patience.