minor things that make you fume

[Maxwell]

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I even looked it up on me phone in the shop. I realised it was gimmicky as only 5 calories less than becks. A tenner for a box mugged me off.
Normal service has now resumed though.

I see you've done the right thing and stuck to a vegan beer, good on ya.

 

[jal123]

I see you've done the right thing and stuck to a vegan beer, good on ya.

WOOL

 

[larbert toffee]

I've actually tasted better piss mate.
Lesson learned here lids.

Save them for a neighbours bbq.

 

[Toast]

Save them for a neighbours bbq.

Can't go to a BBQ and crack on I'm a vegan like..
The wife would tell them I am just for a laugh.
I'm nearly done polishing them off now anyway.

 

[LEONARD]

That horrible musty pong that emanates from those Subway sandwich gaffs.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

The good feeling that comes when the bloody international break is over being spoiled by the realisation that Everton are probably going to piss all over my weekend.

 

[COYBL25]

Bought a box of lagers to sit and sup watching the cricket today. New brand.
It's bloody shocking.
Mrs says to just pour them away, but I'm too tight.

Use it to kill snails and slugs in the garden.

At least they drown happy

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Still 6 bottles left too..
Got to be tempted to keep them for visitors haven't yer..

Got any relatives you don't like?

 

[Toast]

Use it to kill snails and slugs in the garden.

At least they drown happy

I have slugs that get into the house.
Through double glazing and everything.
What's that all about ?

 

[Toast]

Got any relatives you don't like?

None who live down south..
I've seen the ale off now any rate.
Ta for the help lids.

 

[COYBL25]

I have slugs that get into the house.
Through double glazing and everything.
What's that all about ?

They aren't getting in through the glazing, they're getting in through a crack somewhere by a pipe.

We had them all under the sink for a while, they were coming in through a tiny crack by the waste pipe.

 

[jal123]

I have slugs that get into the house.
Through double glazing and everything.
What's that all about ?

Table salt, KABOOOOOM

 

[COYBL25]

Table salt, KABOOOOOM

Only kills the ones that you can see, there'll be loads you can't see in out of the way places

 

[Donald Twain]

lol

 

[Toast]

Slugs and crack pipes..

Sake.