minor things that make you fume

[verreauxi]

Babies in pubs.

Take your wailing vermin out of my earshot.

I couldn't agree more, even though I've been guilty on a few occasions. My only excuse is that is that I've only taken my baby into really really loud pubs when he is sleeping. You know..because I care about his hearing.

 

[verreauxi]

I hate those idiotic tin-foil to-go packets of ketchup, mustard, mayonaise. Why bother putting 0.007oz of product inside each one.

 

[Huyton Layne]

People who drive behind you, right up your arse, close to the centre of the road when they have no chance or need to overtake you. I’m going to get my head kicked in at some point for tapping my brakes and then flipping them the bird to the wrong person.

Mate I’m gonna get shot for the same. Generally around here people speed, it’s a middle of nowhere yank thing so I’m doing 41-42 in a 35 and have people so close I can’t see their headlights in my mirrors, that’s when we get to do 34 for the rest of our time together.

 

[cronullasharks]

Paying top dollar for private health insurance but it seemingly doesn't actually cover much at all

 

[Baines' left foot]

The missus is asking to have her friends over for drinks before they go out for their Christmas work do on Friday night. She's forever inviting people over to our gaff and doesn't work a 9-5 so doesn't understand that I just want to wind down on a Friday night and not have the house full of loud nattering women for 5 hours before they finally get out.

Of course she's asked me if its OK, and I've told her I'd rather they go somewhere else. She's now got a cob on with me and saying they've nowhere else to go.

This is very much a Canadian thing, to go to someone's gaff and drink there for four hours before actually going out the bar because the ale prices are so steep. I hate it. They absolutely have to do it, god forbid they meet up at the actual place they're all meant to be bleedin going.

Living with women ffs. I live with three girls and even if they’ve not seen each other for two days they act like they’re they’re long lost friends who haven’t seen each other in years.

They often have people over and our house has wooden floor throughout and they march up and down the stairs in their shoes seemingly made of concrete. It sounds like there’s horses in the house.

It absolutely does my head right in.

 

[COYBL25]

Living with women ffs. I live with three girls and even if they’ve not seen each other for two days they act like they’re they’re long lost friends who haven’t seen each other in years.

They often have people over and our house has wooden floor throughout and they march up and down the stairs in their shoes seemingly made of concrete. It sounds like there’s horses in the house.

It absolutely does my head right in.

You know what to do.

Get your Scooter albums on, get on your megaphone and sing along to the megaphone bits.

That learn them.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Mate I’m gonna get shot for the same. Generally around here people speed, it’s a middle of nowhere yank thing so I’m doing 41-42 in a 35 and have people so close I can’t see their headlights in my mirrors, that’s when we get to do 34 for the rest of our time together.

Yeah that’s a good tactic. Wind the window down and casually have your arm leaning out whilst dropping to about 25 mph.
It’s always men. Balding Middle aged men. Some guy in a big pickup was right on my shoulder the other day then just turned off the road! There was absolutely no need for it.
I reckon there exists a relationship between this behaviour and a rapidly diminishing libido.

 

[Baines' left foot]

People who drive behind you, right up your arse, close to the centre of the road when they have no chance or need to overtake you. I’m going to get my head kicked in at some point for tapping my brakes and then flipping them the bird to the wrong person.

Mate I’m gonna get shot for the same. Generally around here people speed, it’s a middle of nowhere yank thing so I’m doing 41-42 in a 35 and have people so close I can’t see their headlights in my mirrors, that’s when we get to do 34 for the rest of our time together.

Can't stand this. Depending on what mood I'm in I either; 1) ignore them, 2) slow down and irritate them or 3) if I've had a bad day I pull in to the next lane, let them pull along side me and call them out on it. They often tell me to pull over and I call their bluff but they never stop.

I am going to get stabbed one day.

 

[Toast]

Can't stand this. Depending on what mood I'm in I either; 1) ignore them, 2) slow down and irritate them or 3) if I've had a bad day I pull in to the next lane, let them pull along side me and call them out on it. They often tell me to pull over and I call their bluff but they never stop.

I am going to get stabbed one day.

I've been called out on it.
Followed into a car park.
I was in a tiny peugeot 106.
Fella was in a van. He expected some muggy kid to come bouncing out of the car.
Called his bluff big style and he drove off.
But its a risky business nowdays like.
Acid etc.

 

[Baines' left foot]

I've been called out on it.
Followed into a car park.
I was in a tiny peugeot 106.
Fella was in a van. He expected some muggy kid to come bouncing out of the car.
Called his bluff big style and he drove off.
But its a risky business nowdays like.
Acid etc.

Because I drive an 11 year old Polo people automatically think I'm either old/weak. They get a bit of a shock when they see me, which is silly really because I can't really fight, haven't done for about 12 years and don't plan on ever doing so again.

 

[Toast]

Oh, and I've also made myself look a right tit once too.
Taxi driver behind me in queue of traffic and he was bumping my rear bumper to push up. Couldn't go anywhere. He was giving me loads in the mirror too.
I jumped out. Opened my boot, got a baseball bat out and slammed my boot.
The rear window shattered everywhere and i looked a proper blert. Drove home and bizzies pulled onto my drive mins later.
Wife was dead impressed.

 

[COYBL25]

Oh, and I've also made myself look a right tit once too.
Taxi driver behind me in queue of traffic and he was bumping my rear bumper to push up. Couldn't go anywhere. He was giving me loads in the mirror too.
I jumped out. Opened my boot, got a baseball bat out and slammed my boot.
The rear window shattered everywhere and i looked a proper blert. Drove home and bizzies pulled onto my drive mins later.
Wife was dead impressed.

Are you Kenneth Noye by any chance ?

 

[degsy]

LOL.

It's true though and you know it x

This
Ginger solidarity not with standing @RAFUH you women are seriously strange

 

[Gladystweet]

I'm not even sure where to put this one....

Got in my car last night to go and visit me mum. As I'm backing off the drive, my car feels like it's grounded, like something blocking the wheels. I open the door and look back, can't see anything so try again, again, same thing. I get out and walk to the back. Just then, I hear some bloke shouting "it's on this side mate". I walk round to the passenger side, and there's a box, about 2 feet long and a foot wide. It's got a picture of a kids furniture set on it, from Argos, and addressed to a neighbour.
Anyways, I've run over it, splinters of wood, mirror, and polystyrene beads all over my drive. I ask the bloke did he see where it was. He says it was leaning against my back wheel, pasnger side.
Argos have knocked at the neighbours house, seen he wasn't in, and just plonked it against my car...on my drive, not only to get flattened, but in the rain as well.
The neighbour still isn't home so it'll be a nice surprise for him...

What the hell is wrong with these people?

 

[COYBL25]

I'm not even sure where to put this one....

Got in my car last night to go and visit me mum. As I'm backing off the drive, my car feels like it's grounded, like something blocking the wheels. I open the door and look back, can't see anything so try again, again, same thing. I get out and walk to the back. Just then, I hear some bloke shouting "it's on this side mate". I walk round to the passenger side, and there's a box, about 2 feet long and a foot wide. It's got a picture of a kids furniture set on it, from Argos, and addressed to a neighbour.
Anyways, I've run over it, splinters of wood, mirror, and polystyrene beads all over my drive. I ask the bloke did he see where it was. He says it was leaning against my back wheel, pasnger side.
Argos have knocked at the neighbours house, seen he wasn't in, and just plonked it against my car...on my drive, not only to get flattened, but in the rain as well.
The neighbour still isn't home so it'll be a nice surprise for him...

What the hell is wrong with these people?

@roydo