minor things that make you fume

[Toast]

I'm not even sure where to put this one....

Got in my car last night to go and visit me mum. As I'm backing off the drive, my car feels like it's grounded, like something blocking the wheels. I open the door and look back, can't see anything so try again, again, same thing. I get out and walk to the back. Just then, I hear some bloke shouting "it's on this side mate". I walk round to the passenger side, and there's a box, about 2 feet long and a foot wide. It's got a picture of a kids furniture set on it, from Argos, and addressed to a neighbour.
Anyways, I've run over it, splinters of wood, mirror, and polystyrene beads all over my drive. I ask the bloke did he see where it was. He says it was leaning against my back wheel, pasnger side.
Argos have knocked at the neighbours house, seen he wasn't in, and just plonked it against my car...on my drive, not only to get flattened, but in the rain as well.
The neighbour still isn't home so it'll be a nice surprise for him...

What the hell is wrong with these people?

Kinell.
Bit of an awkward one that like.

 

[Gladystweet]

@roydo

I didn't want to ask.....

 

[Safc-mark-91]

When you're sitting next to someone at work who literally, never stops talking (About herself and her life). I'm all for being polite and a bit banter helps get us through the day, but when it's non-stop... Keeps showing me pictures of her little boy, like yes, he's class, like I said after the 57th picture you showed me.

She could talk underwater lol

 

[Gladystweet]

Kinell.
Bit of an awkward one that like.

Unbelievable mate. I know they've got deliveries to make but that's just poor.

 

[COYBL25]

When you're sitting next to someone at work who literally, never stops talking (About herself and her life). I'm all for being polite and a bit banter helps get us through the day, but when it's non-stop... Keeps showing me pictures of her little boy, like yes, he's class, like I said after the 57th picture you showed me.

She could talk underwater lol

Her fella has done a bunk, because he couldn't handle the inane bollox she talks and she wants you to replace him lol

 

[Safc-mark-91]

Het fella had done a bunk, because he couldn't handle the inane bollox she talks and she wants you to replace him lol

I think you're right, typical of my luck though, the tide wouldn't take her out mate. Plus, she's high maintenance! 8 hours of talking every day, it's hard work!

 

[Toast]

Unbelievable mate. I know they've got deliveries to make but that's just poor.

I don't get on at all with my neighbours.
That situation would cause murder.
Argos are usually ok with the delivery. Unless they use contractors this time of year.

 

[Boba Fret]

Colleagues who give off negative vibes by always tutting and bemoaning their workload.

 

[Gladystweet]

I don't get on at all with my neighbours.
That situation would cause murder.
Argos are usually ok with the delivery. Unless they use contractors this time of year.

I don't get on with him at all either. This could be the end...

 

[degsy]

Mrs degsy; I'll put the fan on in the bedroom then.
Me; Why?
Her; To cool it down
Me; It won't, its not the aircon
Her; Yes it does, all that air moving about, got to hasn't it
Me patiently; No it doesn't, it doesn't cool you down until you're in there...latent heat of vapourisation innit
Her; 'koff, I'm putting it on
Me; shakes head

 

[Toast]

I don't get on with him at all either. This could be the end...

I'm sure you'd handle this better than me mate.
Keep us posted.

 

[MartSlinger]

Drivers with dash cams. These mings tend to be the ones that will drive slower than the speed limit to purposely get a reaction out of someone so that they can get it all on their little douchy dash cam.

 

[Toast]

Drivers with dash cams. These mings tend to be the ones that will drive slower than the speed limit to purposely get a reaction out of someone so that they can get it all on their little douchy dash cam.

Bikers with Go-Pro's X10 worse mate.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Bikers with Go-Pro's X10 worse mate.

You get loads of these in London. Motorbikes weaving in and out of traffic revving their engines to get people to let them pass, seemingly unaware that people tend to look at the road ahead 99% of the time and not in their mirrors looking for 2 wheeled militants.

 

[RAFUH]

This
Ginger solidarity not with standing @RAFUH you women are seriously strange

Right... and men are never strange

Definitely a subset in both genders with thoroughly annoying stereotypical behaviors, but lets avoid painting an entire gender with one brush