minor things that make you fume

[Brendan Janus]

Frozen crumpets dropping on your middle finger !

 

[tommytowne]

That annoying trailer on BBC just before the news showing midnight kayakers somewhere in Scotland.
Each to their own, but really, what's the point of kayaking in the dark?

 

[bol-uk]

Just my day, on the way to the dentists to have an extraction I walked smack into a telegraph pole, blood spewing from both nostrils and a massive cut on the side of my possibly broken bugle.

I now have cotton wool in my mouth and tissues hanging out of my nose. At some point pain killers will wear off and the pain will begin.

Well bum

 

[FC sexy xxx]

Just my day, on the way to the dentists to have an extraction I walked smack into a telegraph pole, blood spewing from both nostrils and a massive cut on the side of my possibly broken bugle.

I now have cotton wool in my mouth and tissues hanging out of my nose. At some point pain killers will wear off and the pain will begin.

Well bum

i love hearing about stuff like this cheers . lol

 

[bol-uk]

i love hearing about stuff like this cheers . lol

Happy to oblige

 

[kev]

Just my day, on the way to the dentists to have an extraction I walked smack into a telegraph pole, blood spewing from both nostrils and a massive cut on the side of my possibly broken bugle.

I now have cotton wool in my mouth and tissues hanging out of my nose. At some point pain killers will wear off and the pain will begin.

Well bum

Too busy thinking about a Charlie Brookes Tamzin Outhwaite threesome ?

 

[LEONARD]

Those 'uplifting' ads on the inside of Arriva buses.

'Get your kit to check for bowel cancer'

' Referral for Merseyside's sexual assault unit'

'Domestic violence helpline.

Really cheers up that journey from town to Fazakerley.

 

[bigjonny]

Booking fees for tickets !. Went on-line to check the price of a gig next month, face value £17.50, with fees £22.75 wtf ?.Fortunately I can go to the box-office on the way to the match tomorrow.

 

[WA Toffee]

Wake up still half asleep really needing a cup of coffee. Drip tray and dreg catcher both full, bean tray and water jug both empty. Fill up beans and water, empty drip tray and dregs catcher and press the button for double espresso. Get the milk from the fridge, only to realise I have forgotten to put a mug out and my double espresso is now sitting in the drip tray.

 

[boris the blue]

Wake up still half asleep really needing a cup of coffee. Drip tray and dreg catcher both full, bean tray and water jug both empty. Fill up beans and water, empty drip tray and dregs catcher and press the button for double espresso. Get the milk from the fridge, only to realise I have forgotten to put a mug out and my double espresso is now sitting in the drip tray.

Nescafe is your friend.

 

[WA Toffee]

Nescafe is your friend.

The only proper response to that would get me a thread ban for swearing

 

[larbert toffee]

Those 'uplifting' ads on the inside of Arriva buses.

'Get your kit to check for bowel cancer'

' Referral for Merseyside's sexual assault unit'

'Domestic violence helpline.

Really cheers up that journey from town to Fazakerley.

I know exactly what you mean Leonard travelling to Fazakerley is depressing enough.

 

[Groucho]

Nescafe is your friend.

You can do better than that.

Happily admit to being a coffee snob but if you want instant there’s well better than that and cheaper.

 

[summerisle]

Ran my bath this morning. Fifteen minutes later enter bathroom to discover I'd not put in the plug correctly - cue expletive deleted.

 

[Gwladysstreetlad]

Annoying drunks on the buses at 8am when you're on your way to work, perticuarly the morons who want to have a chat and everyone's attention. It's bad enough when they sit near you stinking of ale but listening to their drunken ramblings is incredibly irritating.