minor things that make you fume


chrismpw said:
Frigging self obsessed inconsiderate cyclists again.

Hold you up while you wait to get past them. Half a mile later you stop at lights so of course they have to snake their way to the front so they can set off slowly and hold up the same queue of traffic again straight after .

Stay at the back you rats!
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Had this down a narrow road the other day. He knew I was behind him, just move out of the way so I can get past!
 
chrismpw said:
Frigging self obsessed inconsiderate cyclists again.

Hold you up while you wait to get past them. Half a mile later you stop at lights so of course they have to snake their way to the front so they can set off slowly and hold up the same queue of traffic again straight after .

Stay at the back you rats!
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Offset your washer jets so they scoot above your windscreen, next time you pass a cyclist stick your washers on, they absolutely love it.
 

larbert toffee said:
Offset your washer jets so they scoot above your windscreen, next time you pass a cyclist stick your washers on, they absolutely love it.
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Before I t boned it on an articulated lorry by skidding off a roundabout at 20mph ("we inspected the road surface sir, there was no diesel on it" was an odd phrase I recall the rossers using as I lay in hospital with concussion) I used to have a reliant scimitar. It had a rear screenwash but (no longer) a wiper.

I used to use that wash directed backwards for any tail gater or pal who I spotted passing behind.
 

People who buy a 10+ year old BMW, Audi, Mercedes etc then proceed to drive as if it has made them billy big bollocks, undertaking, tailgating, staring into your soul at traffic lights etc.

No one is impressed that you've spent a couple of grand on a 150k miles motor. Either buy a new one to fulfil the image you've put in your head of yourself or grow up and drive like a normal human
 
My colleagues eating habits. I think she missed the line when they were handing out dining etiquette. She sits across from me and is in my peripheral vision constantly gorging on nuts and fruit whilst masticating loudly.
 
Blue Juice said:
People who buy a 10+ year old BMW, Audi, Mercedes etc then proceed to drive as if it has made them billy big bollocks, undertaking, tailgating, staring into your soul at traffic lights etc.

No one is impressed that you've spent a couple of grand on a 150k miles motor. Either buy a new one to fulfil the image you've put in your head of yourself or grow up and drive like a normal human
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I think this applies to most Audi drivers tbh mate
 
Blue Juice said:
People who buy a 10+ year old BMW, Audi, Mercedes etc then proceed to drive as if it has made them billy big bollocks, undertaking, tailgating, staring into your soul at traffic lights etc.

No one is impressed that you've spent a couple of grand on a 150k miles motor. Either buy a new one to fulfil the image you've put in your head of yourself or grow up and drive like a normal human
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Such uninteresting cars. Perhaps that's why they drive like that, to compensate.
 

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